What's the worse job you've ever had?

[spanishman]

For me it was when we were doing some part time apartment management over here years ago. We chose to do the cleaning ourselves. It was a lot of work for not much money. It was also in the summer so it was hot.

We went into an apartment after the renters had left. There was a heavy plastic bag by the rubish bin in the apartment. When I picked it up to dispose of it I realised it contained a dead fox. At first I thought it was a cuddly toy.

 

[MolteniArcore]

Not my worst job but when I worked in a pub many years ago a local told me about his worst job:

He worked at a turkey factory and had the unfortunate job of removing the turkey semen from the turkeys so it could be popped into the female birds. He said the turkeys used to run over to him whenever he went near

Yes, he used to w@nk off turkeys for a living.

 

[chickenrunner]

Not my worst job but when I worked in a pub many years ago a local told me about his worst job:

He worked at a turkey factory and had the unfortunate job of removing the turkey semen from the turkeys so it could be popped into the female birds. He said the turkeys used to run over to him whenever he went near

Yes, he used to w@nk off turkeys for a living.

It's not the same fella @newyddion called a cat w@nker on Oneboro is it?

 

[RoaryTheLion]

He said the turkeys used to run over to him whenever he went near

Hahaha. Who would blame them?!

 

[Derby_Red]

Worst job I ever had was working as a human cannonball



I was hired and fired the same day

Boom

 

[El Guapo]

In my experience, for people who are Top 5% English Comprehension it just comes naturally. They never think about switching it on or off, in fact the concept is alien to them. Why would you not express yourself and comprehend English to the highest level at all times when it requires no effort?

So when someone expresses themselves badly then claims the situation is to blame I know I'm dealing with someone well outside the top. If you need to switch your grammatical abilities on or off it means you are straining in the first place

I notice your second paragraph is missing some punctuation. Ditto the first paragraph actually.

 

[gregorgregorovich]

Working out who is the biggest d*ckhead on this thread. Didn't get paid for it, mind you it didn't take long.

 

[Heam44]

Not my worst job but when I worked in a pub many years ago a local told me about his worst job:

He worked at a turkey factory and had the unfortunate job of removing the turkey semen from the turkeys so it could be popped into the female birds. He said the turkeys used to run over to him whenever he went near

Yes, he used to w@nk off turkeys for a living.

Can you speak to him, see if they’re taking on any time soon?

 

[Doom_On_Horseback]

As the youngest employed at the time, I got given the job of picking up dead, decapitated pigeons that were in our fire escape stairwell. Someone/some people had broke in and killed them whilst high on solvents/shaving foam (there was lots of that about too). So I had to walk around and pick up headless birds (and their bonces) covered in shaving foam and blood, whilst hundreds of their pals watched me do it in the dark, perched up high in the rafters. Pretty gruesome.