What is the safest place in the world to live?

[Sheriff_John_Bunnell_ret]

I asked Google and it said Iceland. Thing is though there's **** loads of volcanos in Iceland and lava and earthquakes don't sound very safe to me.
Then they listed all the Nordic countries, but I wouldn't really fancy being that close to Russia.

The best I have come up with is Switzerland. No wars. No volcanos or earthquakes. Landlocked so no tsunamis. Don't seem to have a problem with terrorists.

The only dangers I can think of in Switzerland are toblerones which some people seem to have difficulty eating. And if you walked past a cuckoo clock.at the wrong time it would have your eye out.

 

[Johnnyweetabix]

And can’t they blow up all the road and tunnels if there is an attempted invasion ? And they are all
Armed but appear not to be loonies

 

[El Guapo]

I thought it was the understairs cupboard if at home or under your desk if you were at school / the office (duck and cover).

 

[wilkos_perm]

Luxembourg?

Yodel induced landslides in Switzerland....

 

[Colgates_shaving_foam]

Aren't the billionaires building their apocalypse bunkers in New Zealand?

 

[Canyoudigit]

Allens west end of thread

 

[borolad259]

I'd be in Lapland for safety. Or the west coast of Corfu.

 

[atypical_boro]

Surely the answer is rural Canada. Like rural America but not as many firearms.

 

[Norman_Conquest]

South Bank is not a bad place to live. Anyone looking at it on a satellite will think they've already bombed it. winky

 

[borolad259]

Anyway, it isn't your own house in your own bedroom ... statistically speaking. That is far and away the most dangerous place to be.

 

[atypical_boro]

Anyway, it isn't your own house in your own bedroom ... statistically speaking. That is far and away the most dangerous place to be.

Cos of our wives?

 

[borolad259]

Cos of our wives?

It's where you are most likely to be murdered. But also where you are most likely to die in your sleep. Of a heart attack. etc etc

 

[JackG]

Surely the answer is rural Canada. Like rural America but not as many firearms.

more bears

 

[Boro_Madrid]

Singapore? No one commits crimes there.

 

[Muttley]

Singapore? No one commits crimes twice there.

FTFY

 

[atypical_boro]

more bears

Bears don’t harm people! They’re cuddly and soft.

 

[wilkos_perm]

Bears don’t harm people! They’re cuddly and soft.

Moose are pretty dangerous too ..

 

[Norman_Conquest]

Moose are pretty dangerous too ..

And wolverine's.

 

[atypical_boro]

And wolverine's.

X-Men’s not real mate.

 

[atypical_boro]

Moose are pretty dangerous too ..

They seem like you could take them.