I would scrap the 40% pension holiday for higher tax payers, reducing the 20% too, making it 15% for all.
I would join EFTA and accept freedom of movement, which then in tun deals with the boat problem as people could be returned if deemed illegal.
I would send all tories to Rwanda for 12 months to research how the life of someone would really be.
I would introduce excise duty on vapes.
I would increase the numbers of prisons and make every prisoner serve their sentence in full.
I would ensure foodbanks became a thing of the past by having a sensible minimum allowance/wage for all to adequately live.
I would legislate for every worker to receive an inflation wage rise based on the average rate of inflation for the previous 12 months.
I would ensure football and all sports tbf were properly regulated and unable to be asset stripped, including a level playing field on transfer and wage spending.
I would re-introduce the death penalty for anyone who has murdered on more than one occasion (i.e where they do it again after serving time), or for mass murderers such as terrorist acts.
Carrying a knife or unlicensed gun, without good reason, would carry an automatic 5 year sentence, threatening someone a 7 year sentence using it a minimum 10 yr but upwards to life depending on the circs.
I would ban the current MFC badge and replace it with the 3 ships and rampant lion one.
I would make everyone be entitled to free education up to sixth form age and allow everyone the option of free education to study for a degree (or equivalent i.e doctor/nurse/paramedics) at any point in their life, but free for one course only.
I would make it compulsory that adult cyclists had to be insured and paid road tax when using a public road.
I would make unisex toilets illegal (not individual units like you find in public places or events).
I would scrap the honours system, House of Lords and introduce proportional representation and ensure any politician committing any criminal act, lost there position, was rightly prosecuted and banned from public office for life.
I would subsidise solar panels, fund hydrogen technology for heating and car use and ensure public transport was so cheap it made sense to use it.
I would ban the use of electric scooters.
Finally I would ensure the NHS was properly funded and end the postcode lottery of treatment, including in dentistry.
Oh, I would also make Katie Price and her ilk just stfu and end celebrity culture to boot.
In my second term, I’d ensure peace on earth for everyone, ta.