Daily Mail ?Old fashioned fish and chips for me, served in newspaper
Sounds great, I'll be round at 6Beer and cigs for me.
You're already here Nobby. I can see you lurking around in the back garden. You're getting a bit wet mate. You can go in to the garage for a bit if you want. It's a bit chilly in there but there is beer in the beer fridge.Sounds great, I'll be round at 6
Wait till I see Trish.The wife has just come out of the kitchen. Smells lovely. The curry, not the wife.
Please beg our pardon, we're in your garden.You're already here Nobby. I can see you lurking around in the back garden. You're getting a bit wet mate. You can go in to the garage for a bit if you want. It's a bit chilly in there but there is beer in the beer fridge.
You'll have a job Bumface, I sold my soul to the devil many years agoI am feeling a bit peckish now so I think that I'm going to feast upon Nobby's soul. That should fill me up for a bit.
Ah the really good old days, I wish I could eat F&C from a chippy, those days are long gone, once I've almost finished them I feel physically sick & bauk, think its the acid in my stomach with the grease that causes it, havent eaten F& C for yearsOld fashioned fish and chips for me, served in newspaper with loads of salt and vinegar and a pot of curry sauce.
So did I mate. He's right there in your avatar. I'd recognise him anywhere.You'll have a job Bumface, I sold my soul to the devil many years ago
Yes and he's sent one of his disciples to point out my spelling mistakes on here for the rest of my life.....eternal damnation!!!!So did I mate. He's right there in your avatar. I'd recognise him anywhere.
I hope.you leave a tip Table 14Cumberland sausage and chips.
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Proper scranCumberland sausage and chips.
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Was that one from your notebook?II
I would tell you a pizza joke.....
But it's very cheesy