Water shortages or something more sinister?

[dooderooni]

Bit close to home?

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

He'll be along in a minute to deny it.

 

[bumface]

That is outrageous. I'm taking legal action on this one. I did steal her bathwater but that looks nothing like me. I'm a handsome chap.

 

[Expat Smoggie]

maybe he's a recycling freak/expert?

 

[bumface]

I feel like I need to tell my side of the story here. My people have been misunderstood and persecuted for centuries and stories like that one really don't help. She was a spectacularly stupid looking woman. I was in my ghostly form and I just happened to drift through her house and I noticed the depth of the bathwater that she'd been running. It looked dangerous to me, so I took on my regular form and drank it and she saw me when I was leaving the house. I was trying to do her a favour. I just didn't want her to drown. And what does she do? She goes to the press and gives them some ridiculous and completely inaccurate description of me.

 

[Expat Smoggie]

I feel like I need to tell my side of the story here. My people have been misunderstood and persecuted for centuries and stories like that one really don't help. She was a spectacularly stupid looking woman. I was in my ghostly form and I just happened to drift through her house and I noticed the depth of the bathwater that she'd been running. It looked dangerous to me, so I took on my regular form and drank it and she saw me when I was leaving the house. I was trying to do her a favour. I just didn't want her to drown. And what does she do? She goes to the press and gives them some ridiculous and completely inaccurate description of me.

an ass of a story surely?

 

[bumface]

an ass of a story surely?

Racist.

 

[jeff_potato]

Jamie Pollock held his own among some really good players and deserves much more respect than that.

 

[bumface]

Nobody is talking about the story in the bottom left corner about Nobby selling his own wee.

 

[joeydiaz]

You need to get ahead of this mate. This bloke is bringing the good name of the bum faced folk into disrepute.

 

[Liquid Jones]

What did he do? Make jelly with it and inject the whole lot into his face?

 

[Nobby_Barnes]

Nobody is talking about the story in the bottom left corner about Nobby selling his own wee.

I saw that

 

[homesickblues]

Bum Face, also known as Ar$e Chops!!!

 

[bumface]

Bum Face, also known as Ar$e Chops!!!

Only to my closest friends.

 

[sambaDTR]

Maybe weeing down the toilet should be banned? Should only do it on gardens?

 

[bumface]

Maybe weeing down the toilet should be banned? Should only do it on gardens?

I wee in Nobby's garden all the time. He never seems to notice.