Vasectomy

Dr Contractor seems to have cornered the market in testicles.

All went well with left side though I wasn't too overjoyed with the smell of singed flesh
The right side he made a cut and then said "oh" at which point I asked what it was and he said oh just a little tight and it's sprung back a bit - no problem...then rooted around for a few minutes before more burnt flesh smell and it was all smiles from him and the nurse.

I was fine that day but the next day I was not best pleased as the right b*llock looked swollen and bruised...very uncomfortable - but it went after a few days.
 
The dullest, lower stomach pain ever. You can literally feel them tugging at ya pipes!!
Much more fun on Plentyoffish afterwards though!
 
Had mine done 20 years ago, took 2 attempts. Just about to get down to business and there was a bomb alert across the road. As we walked out there was a guy with his trousers round his ankles. As we got outside my copper mate was stood there laughing like a ter wat. Biggest pain was knowing that it was back to the shaving foam for another go in 2 weeks time. No post op problems whatsoever.
 
Anyone else been through this trauma? What a weird feeling. Also, the bottle they give you to provide a sample, how much do they actually want in there? No way I’m going to fill it.
Absolute doddle, had mine done at local doctors in Egton, was back at work the same day
 
Had it done over 20 years ago. The missus kept telling me I was walking like John Wayne for a long time afterwards.
 
We were coming back from a Boro away game over Manchester way once (might have been Bury in the League Cup) and this discussion came up in the train carriage. I think Dr Contractor had done the procedure on half of Teesside judging by the amount of lads chipping in on the conversation. He did mine too (y)
:)
Another victim of the Egyptian butcher here
 
Had mine in 2010 through the army at the Friarage in Northallerton. bit of an aching sac for about a week & some swelling/bruising, but no problems.. rather have that done again than have a filling!
 
Had my plums chopped and it was painless. Was told I had to have the next 2 days off work, but I could've easily gone back to work that same day.

I know a few who have had a different experience and ended up with problems afterwards - infections etc.

Guess I was one of the lucky ones.

Best thing I've ever done! Balls to having more rugrats (no pun intended)
 
was fine when i did it

Dr Contractor he was called, easy and painless
Dr Contractor has fiddled with the balls of half the male population of Teesside I think, including mine.

The worst part was walking into the operating room where Dr C and a gaggle of nurses awaited, whilst naked from the waste down, with my nads swinging in the wind.

Not the most comfortable social situation.
 
I had it done on the NHS at James Cook (South Cleveland in those days) Like the dentist, the only pain being the injections. My sister came to drive me home as per the advice, but I swear I could have driven myself.
 
Another for Dr C…

Worst bit for me was the big South Africa nurse with two sets of tongs one to hold my tally wackier and another with a bit is sponge and iodine splashing it all over my nads like a two year old doing a painting.

Even got to see the bits they chopped out on a little side plate..

Oh and another nurse trying to talk to me about the Boro game but new nowt about football. Found that the most painful bit
 
Military hospital in Peterborough for me, nurses gave me a razor and told me to go in the bogs and shave before the op.

Got onto the table, Army Major surgeon took one look and said 'they've done it again.......' then looked at me and said - no need to shave.

Spent the whole op talking about Bosnia (it was in 97), then my mates wife came and picked me up, drove back to Brotton (we were living there then), laid on settee for a day, back to work and ended up infected.
 
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