Typical Mackem..

[Four-All]

His mam told him to go get a girl friend, but he misheard and events took a Tern for the worse.

 

[birkbeck_dj]

Boro fans are going to chant "seagulls" next time they play each other after the inevitable Sunderland chanting towards Boro, aren't they?

 

[BaronSmoggie]

Not Guilty..

He fell over and his Willy landed in the seagulls mouth?
or
The seagull smelled his todger which smelled like vinegar and mistook it for a chip surrounded by hairy batter, the hungry seagull unzipped his fly and performed the embarrassing act of attempted vinegar chip theft on him.

I'm gonna puke

 

[KDG]

After Erosion he is the biggest threat to Whitby seafront

 

[muniz]

bet he was jealous when we drew Brighton in the cup instead of them

 

[newyddion]

bet he was jealous when we drew Brighton in the cup instead of them

they'll have a field day in trafalgar square with all them pigeons!