This says a lot about my sense of humour-

[Trug]

 

[bumface]

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It most certainly does my friend. You really ought to be able to use your own rectum though rather than making do with a plastic ****. But I guess that wouldn't be a simulation would it? Bit of a quandary that. You've got me thinking now.

 

[Ingleby_Flash]

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Got to hand it to you.

Thank god you appear to wear your watch on your right hand

 

[El Guapo]

The gadgee only went in for an eye test poor sod

 

[Konrad_the_Barbarian]

I went for a prostate examination recently. I said to the doctor "where shall I put my trousers & boxers".

"Over there next to mine" was not what I expected to hear.