Have many read this? Such a big headed narcissist. Is it certainly Dave Kitson? If so, he massively overrates himself. I've got that from maybe 3 or 4 chapters of one of the books.
It's supposed to be a combination of footballers rather than one, all complied by a journalist. There's also The Secret Cyclist, which is equally as rubbish.
A combination of footballers as in, one has done a book each? Admittedly I've only got through a quarter of one but it seems to be written by one person.