The Punchables

[bumface]

I know what you mean. For clarity's sake, I'd like to say my list obviously means 'punching' in a cartoonish/jokey sense. I don't actually advocate punching anyone. That would be a foolish endeavour. Ahem...

I've said stuff on here in jest that has got me in trouble before and had certain posters accusing me of inciting violence because of it and trying to get me banned. I know that this is just a silly jokey thread but you know what the internet is like these days. Things can easily get blown up out of all proportion and I doubt that any of the genuine posters on here want the site to get in to any bother. This thread just looks like a trap or an accident waiting to happen to me.

Edit: Sorry for editing this after you quoted me STBF.

 

[exeterboro]

99.9 % of Leeds fans
Donald Trump
Tommy Robinson
James McClean
Ian Brown (Great Musician, but really satellites controlling the microchips vaccinated into us. He's not even got it that most people are easily manipulated anyway, he missed all of that, stop asking other people to wake up, do it yourself)

 

[swordtrombonefish]

I've said stuff on here in jest that has got me in trouble before and had certain posters accusing me of inciting violence because of it and trying to get me banned. I know that this is just a silly jokey thread but you know what the internet is like these days. Things can easily get blown up out of all proportion and I doubt that anybody on here wants the site to get in to any bother.

Stop thinking, start drinking...

But seriously - with cancel culture and the lack of any tolerance for humour or understanding of nuance therein, we could easily have Patel's jack-booted mob at the door, or more likely a media frenzy that a fifth column was operating beneath the Riverside turf.

It's all gotten a bit social media screamadelic.

 

[Abel Tasman]

Add Johnny Vegas to the list forthwith.

 

[Borotommo]

It is a silly/jokey/cartoony thread, for all childish adults. Please do not feel inspired nor obliged to punch any of those named herein.





Gordon Ramsey would get it, though!

 

[SmallTown]

Faf De Klerk

 

[Cecil J McTumshie]

A lot of those previously mentioned plus

lenny henry
tom curry
jonjo shelvey
danny dyer
keith Lemmon

 

[Piccadilly Day Tripper]

Malala






(I'm obviously joking, I wish nothing but happiness for that woman)

 

[Muttley]

Let's not wish physical pain upon these chunts, I will gently slap my victims with a fetid kipper. So line up for your ritual humiliation

Alexander Depfefffle Johnson
Gove
Duncan Smith
Cameron
Faridge
Patel

You deserve so much more than this.

 

[Keelo]

Can i sponsor the missus to P.Patel.?

 

[Caesium137]

Could be quite a long list, but I’ll start:

dennis Wise
Piers Morgan
Jeremy Clarkson

I opened this to type Dennis Wise

 

[Glover_elbow]

Can i sponsor the missus to P.Patel.?

no violence against women even in jest is incredibly distasteful.

 

[SmallTown]

no violence against women even in jest is incredibly distasteful.

Not really. Not if it's equality. And not if it's against a known Bully and all round scumbag.

 

[ThatFragranceGuy]

no violence against women even in jest is incredibly distasteful.

Violence against men is tasteful then?

 

[Keelo]

If its a woman I apologise profusely...I sometimes get confused with monsters parading as women....my mistake

 

[Brian Marwood]

Peter Hook
Peter Hitchens

 

[Borotommo]

I think the use of the fetid kipper, with minimal force is the perfect modus for this particular purpose.
excellent work Muttley

 

[Caesium137]

no violence against women even in jest is incredibly distasteful.

Sexist

 

[Same_as_before]

I have never wanted to punch a woman. Even the woman at Sunderland who threw a pasty at me and missed.

 

[Same_as_before]

Violence against men is tasteful then?

It can be. Giving a bully like Giggs a slap is worth the effort.