Tell the truth, or a lie, about a celebrity

A few tales of urinating next to celebrities so far. Reminds me of the time I happened to find myself doing the same next to Bob Holness, before I'd got the first word of my P quip out he'd told me to **** OFF he'd heard it before :whistle:
 
I once saw Roger Taylor and Brian May from Queen walk past a Queen branded fruit machine, Brian said "Rog, look at this" and Roger said nothing but gave it the double finger pistols as they walked past.
 
Jamie Bell WAS a childhood friend of mine and wasn't just really drunk confusing having seen Billy Elliot with real life.
 
Anneka Rice has a fake @rse. Fooled millions of viewers with it when she was doing 'Treasure Hunt'.

Edit: She's Welsh as well, isn't she? What the hell is going on here? At least Billy Childish and Willie Thorne are English so it isn't all of them.
 
When I worked with Roger Allam the very first thing he said to me was an apology that I had to work with another member of the cast as "she's a c**t!"
 
I once found myself sitting next to Brendan O'Hare on a train and we had a brilliant conversation. After about an hour of sitting in silence I said 'You're that drummer out of Teenage Fanclub aren't you?' and he said 'Yes'. And then I asked if he wanted a crisp and he said 'Yes' again and took one from the packet. We didn't say a word after that for the rest of the journey.
 
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