Spain want to jail Shakira for 8 years

[BiggEggo]

I would bang her up indefinitely.

 

[Craggsy2]

She could always write a song about it.

She has and trashing Gerard Pique, his mother and the new girlfriend at the same time:

‘Out of your league’: Shakira song mocking ex Gerard Piqué breaks YouTube record

Video with DJ Bizarrap ridiculing footballer’s new relationship racks up 63m views in 24 hours

www.theguardian.com

Love it!

 

[atypical_boro]

The hips don't lie

#FreeShakiraShakira

no but her accountant does

 

[atypical_boro]

There will be a few gay, female Spanish inmates whose cellmates have recently departed keeping a VERY close eye on proceedings.

 

[Muttley]

I cannot imagine a scenario where a global star like Shakira (sorry Roofie she really is) would end up in Spanish chokey. They are just arguing over how much she has to pay.

 

[atypical_boro]

I cannot imagine a scenario where a global star like Shakira (sorry Roofie she really is) would end up in Spanish chokey. They are just arguing over how much she has to pay.

Yeah thats all it is. Didn't they threaten Messi with the same? They just don't like LatAms coming over there, making loads of money and not paying enough tax.