Sex Dolls in stands - Is this the way forward

[Norman_Conquest]

I've just read that FC Seoul have had to apologise after fans accused them of using sex dolls in the stands. The headline alone made me laugh.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-52702075

 

[FatCat]

I saw that - allegedly those ones are quite expensive! Gotta love the Koreans when it comes to bonkers they are up there with the best!

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

Not a cheap option....those things cost..
due to inflation

 

[Pak_Doo_Ik]

That has made my day, premium mannequins, I'm sure we've all used that excuse before

 

[Norman_Conquest]

One Christmas we bought one of the older single fellas in The Cleveland one and gave him it on Christmas day. When he left the pub he walked up towards Flatt's Lane with it (Suzy) under his arm. He later returned on the night with Suzy and sat her opposite him with a drink. He did the same again on the Boxing Day. :)

 

[Borobarmy]

They would look great in the crowd as they’d constantly look like we’re about to score

 

[Norman_Conquest]

Who'll give us an O.

You are knackered if you want any other letters.

 

[dooderooni]

Poor footballers, not only do they have to avoid Coronavirus, but there's now the threat of getting the wrong sort of clap from the stands.

 

[swordtrombonefish]

Well on the plus side at least they aren't single use plastics