Priti Patel

[Jostler]

Add her to the list

je-ne-sais-quoi indeed

I used to fancy her before I realised she was a see ya next Tuesday

 

[Keelo]

Tidy boiler? egg on legs? Get yerself to specsavers

 

[JackG]

She's a tidy boiler

You need a drive to Barnard Castle. She has an ars* like Cyril Smith.

 

[sambaDTR]

Priti Vacant.

 

[FatCat]

Does everything just get leaked these days?

 

[Centralscrutinizer]

As far as boilers go I'd prefer a Foster Wheeler D type

 

[Laughing]

Come on fellas priti patel may be evil but there is definitely something hot about her, of course it could just be the aroma of hell hanging around her.

 

[brain_in_a_jar]

One of my mates works with her, he's worked in the home office for about 7 years and absolutely hates her.

I always got the impression she was a piece of work, but she's worse than I thought she was.

Be surprised if she rides this one out to be honest. Although not sure how she's even lasted this long as it sounds like the department is a complete disaster atm.

 

[Doom_On_Horseback]

Add me to the 'defo something hot about her' column please.

 

[JM14]

Worst one of them all, she is absolutely evil

 

[uberweiss]

I think she's hot. Maybe See You Next Tuesday-thing she has going on is what turns me on. Either way, would love to have a go on it

 

[Frozen Horse]

It's a sad week.

Spitting Image has always been a bit hit and miss for me, but I thought she and Dominic Cummings were the best characters in the reboot.

 

[delgrapos]

Come on fellas priti patel may be evil but there is definitely something hot about her, of course it could just be the aroma of hell hanging around her.

 

[h_m_boro]

Think it will be slightly off putting as you're pumping away and she's reading "Mein Kampf"

 

[hewielewie]

She has just said this

“I am sorry that my behaviour in the past has upset people. It has never been my intention to cause upset to anyone.... I acknowledge that I am direct and have at times got frustrated."

 

[WeeGord]

Johnson gives Patel his backing, as expected. Within minutes the governments independent adviser on Parliamentary standards resigns.

Could be about to get even messier for our spineless buffoon of a PM.

 

[Smogtastic]

She's going nowhere. The prime minister's advisor on ministerial standards has just resigned because Johnson refused to sack her.

 

[Keelo]

this is more and more like living in a dictatorial banana republic as the days go by

 

[festa5]

It's worked well for him so far refusing to sack people. Why change now.

As long as Patel doesn't look funny at princess Nut Nuts or anything she'll be ok.

Does he realise how pathetic he looks?

 

[r00fie1]

It's a sad week.

Spitting Image has always been a bit hit and miss for me, but I thought she and Dominic Cummings were the best characters in the reboot.