PRESSER BINGO

[Scrug]

It’s the presser tomorrow, usually full of inane pointless questions.

Let’s have a go at predicting some of them eh?

‘Michael, tough result against Sunderland. Are you looking for a reaction on Saturday?’

 

[starplayer]

Aren’t our supporters really good, michael.

 

[North22]

I bet they have had a good week on the training ground.

 

[Norman_Conquest]

Michael, you mentioned before the Sunderland game that players are nearly ready to return, thinking about that statement, where do you get your hair cut?

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

I bet they have had a good week on the training ground.

Always hate the ' he's/ they've trained well this week ' from any source.
What's the point?

 

[RavsFan]

The Boys or The Group….. repeat ad infinitum.

Howson and RVDB are back on the grass.

We’ll assess ( insert any name) tomorrow and see whether they’ll be ready in time.

Very happy with how the boys have prepared this week.

Several smirks as he answers every question like a politician would.

We’re confident things will fall into place.

We’ve been working hard in training to deal with how teams have been setting up.

The Cup game will have no bearing on Saturday.

The fans turn up week in week out and we’ll need them to get behind the boys like they always do.

You lot are so gullible, I don’t know why you bother turning up to these pressers to hear me give nothing away

 

[Muttley]

You lot are so gullible, I don’t know why you bother turning up to these pressers to hear me give nothing away

This

Managers and players are so media savvy that these things are pointless really. Just hand out the press releases and either quote them word for word or paraphrase them. Job done.

 

[Boro_Interlinked]

How was last weeks cheese scone Michael, at Tynemouth ?

 

[speckyget]

Michael, if you were to assemble all the creatures of the Earth in a line in order of height, at which point in the line would you be unable to clear it from a standing jump?

 

[CommanderComcast]

Michael, if you were to assemble all the creatures of the Earth in a line in order of height, at which point in the line would you be unable to clear it from a standing jump?

Greyhound.

 

[speckyget]

Greyhound.

Impressive. These days I'd have to go with sheep. Partly for the cushioned landing, in case.

 

[Beverleyred]

Don’t see the point in them anymore, they’re just a cut and paste of every other one. Perhaps they should let Scott do them instead, at least he has something interesting to say occasionally.

 

[Boro]

Yep but that's behind us. We're just focussed the next game. Boys trained really hard. It is what it is. That's football.

 

[Otto42]

They are just a little bit further away (insert names of injured players)

 

[El Guapo]

He should just switch on a brief blast of elevator music in answer to each ‘question’