Osmotherley up in arms

True, but whereas a man can be quite discreet about it even in public, shielding himself against a wall or behind a bush or lamp post, a woman has to remove her underwear and squat

and then out of nowhere it turns into the m1
 
When I was a lad I used to go fishing up at the reservoir, you’d hardly see a soul other than other people fishing, an there wasn’t even that many of them - now it’s like Piccadilly Circus round there. A place to be avoided now sadly


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Last Christmas I saw a man taking a **** inside Piccadilly Circus station. He was trying to **** through a keyhole in one of the doors in one of the corridors leading to one of the exits. Some fella pointed him out to one of the underground workers in a very annoyed but still polite way that southerners have and the wee man looked sheepish. I thought it was very funny.
 
I have made soil upon two occasions where I has been caught short with a disagreeable tummy. On both occasions the fowl was deposited in a secluded wooded area and covered. On the occasions where I have had to winkle then again a discreet out of the way area which would cause no damage to persons or property. Having a pish in someone's garden is just not on
 
I've seen it in the Broadway pub. tbf she had been feeding the fruit machine & so didn't want someone else to come along & get her winnings while she was at the toilet.
 
Good news it wasn't my Mum....my Auntie lives there also.....just saying.....:D it's a beautiful little village but far too busy these days, house prices are huge as well.
Seriously very wrong what she did but with toilets all closed it is a very difficult thing for the ladies...
 
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