On occasion I have...

[dooderooni]

...inserted a courgette into my bottom to check if I was in need of emptying my bowels.

What have you had the need to do 'on occassion' to check that you're still able to do?

 

[FartingGnome]

That's not why you did it you dirty b***r

 

[Lottowyn]

I'd certainly avoid being invited to a meal round your place, especially if I was a vegan.

 

[bear66]

Poked my eye out to confirm how blessed I am to have two eyes.

 

[HarryVegas]

'Updated' a blog post from last year to make it look like I possess the soothsaying powers of Nostrafookingdamus.

 

[Piccadilly Day Tripper]

I have on occasion slept with other women, just to check if I still truly love my girlfriend. I'm pleased to report that I do, so all is well.

 

[coluka]

I have on occasion returned neighbours cats to them, when I have found them wandering in my garden. I deserve a medal really, as it’s never easy getting them through their letterboxes.

 

[Erimus74]

...inserted a courgette into my bottom to check if I was in need of emptying my bowels.

What have you had the need to do 'on occassion' to check that you're still able to do?

Not giving you a like dood because the thought...................................................

 

[Konrad_the_Barbarian]

...inserted a courgette into my bottom to check if I was in need of emptying my bowels.

What have you had the need to do 'on occassion' to check that you're still able to do?

Sounds like line from Would I Lie To You Dood