Nobby_Barnes
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Nobby's Horoscopes....Merlin - Pisces, Wait size 32" 
Ruling planets: Neptune, Jupiter
Lucky Gem: Moonstone
Lucky Colors: Sea Green, Aqua
Element: Water
Likes: Big gatherings, parties, Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen
Dislikes: Disorder, lies, sharks, Chris Wilder
Best Feature: Never thirsty
Hobby: Daydreaming about fancy snacks
Merlin, as the moon moves past Jupiter buying a T-Shirt proclaiming your bald patch is a solar panel for a sex machine is a good idea. Your mental age is eight years and you still live in a stage of childhood. Actually, you live more in your head than in the real life. You cannot confront the world and you vegetate in your snug and warm little universe.
When in danger, you have a tendency to run away quickly. Harness that ability today as you'll need it sometime around 4pm. Always meet people you met on the internet in a dark place, preferably a graveyard or a disco.
Dogs will find themselves inexplicably attracted to your shins, this week. The odds on you surviving the day with your sanity intact are low. Your desire for more money will never come true. .You behave like a spoiled brat, despotic, self-absorbed, and bossy.
Keep close to family this week Pisces. Rich family members die all the time — it’s important to forge relationships now, before it’s too late.
This is the time for you to focus, Merlin. All of your energy needs to be channeled to important goals like getting your pubes dyed, or finding out how many chicken nuggets you can forcefully shove into your disgusting gob. Maybe both.
Thanks
Ruling planets: Neptune, Jupiter
Lucky Gem: Moonstone
Lucky Colors: Sea Green, Aqua
Element: Water
Likes: Big gatherings, parties, Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen
Dislikes: Disorder, lies, sharks, Chris Wilder
Best Feature: Never thirsty
Hobby: Daydreaming about fancy snacks
Merlin, as the moon moves past Jupiter buying a T-Shirt proclaiming your bald patch is a solar panel for a sex machine is a good idea. Your mental age is eight years and you still live in a stage of childhood. Actually, you live more in your head than in the real life. You cannot confront the world and you vegetate in your snug and warm little universe.
When in danger, you have a tendency to run away quickly. Harness that ability today as you'll need it sometime around 4pm. Always meet people you met on the internet in a dark place, preferably a graveyard or a disco.
Dogs will find themselves inexplicably attracted to your shins, this week. The odds on you surviving the day with your sanity intact are low. Your desire for more money will never come true. .You behave like a spoiled brat, despotic, self-absorbed, and bossy.
Keep close to family this week Pisces. Rich family members die all the time — it’s important to forge relationships now, before it’s too late.
This is the time for you to focus, Merlin. All of your energy needs to be channeled to important goals like getting your pubes dyed, or finding out how many chicken nuggets you can forcefully shove into your disgusting gob. Maybe both.
Thanks
