No face to face sex no kissing

[FatCat]

Some of you might have heard that before ;-)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-53736087

 

[Lemmy_kilmister]

Welcome to my world

 

[Piccadilly Day Tripper]

Bit awkward for those who are looking after elderly parents

 

[ForssAwakens]

My hand doesn’t have a face.....

 

[Laughing]

FatCat I cannot imagine a world where I want to have any sex with you, face to face or otherwise. Kissing, nah!

 

[FatCat]

FatCat I cannot imagine a world where I want to have any sex with you, face to face or otherwise. Kissing, nah!

Come on Laughing Pucker up -sounds like you are in denial.

 

[Norfolkred1]

I stood at the top of the stairs Ballax naked and said to the wife 'Do you like my Clock' she said 'that's not a clock. I said it would be if you 2 hands and a face on it. Tish Boom.

 

[Laughing]

Can I use that chat up line FatCat, it's given me a semi?

 

[FatCat]

Can I use that chat up line FatCat, it's given me a semi?

Now I’m scared!!

 

[dooderooni]

Bit awkward for those who are looking after elderly parents

I know I shouldn't, but...

 

[Michael_Vronsky]

Makes you wonder how people date in this day. And affairs? Or am I naive and do people just carry on as normal. Carry on? Bdum tish!

 

[dooderooni]

Makes you wonder how people date in this day. And affairs? Or am I naive and do people just carry on as normal. Carry on? Bdum tish!

Carry on as normal of course Michael.
What harm can it do eh?

 

[Michael_Vronsky]

Carry on as normal of course Michael.
What harm can it do eh?

I used to live by the Tao of Steve McQueen. Now it's the Tao of Cummings! Should I travel miles to test my eyes or should I not?!

 

[coluka]

Sex without kissing, is like beer without the froth, flat, less enjoyable and you don’t particularly fancy another round soon after

 

[xxlshirts_fit_all]

im sorry but that is scraping the bottom of the barrel for corona virus stories...