Newyddion’s Neophytes - Post Playoff Plan

[newyddion]

It should be so easy, a fag packet calculation of guaranteed promotion, we have the core 11 to build off and now just to clear out the fringe players and improve on this season where we came so very very close.

Man City Goalkeeper - Zach Steffen
Swansea Full Backs - Ryan Manning & Joel Latibeaudiere
Liverpool Central Defenders - Nat Philips & Rhys Williams
Derby Midfielders - Jason Knight & Max Bird
Man Utd Wingers - Anthony Elanga & Facundo Pellistri
Aston Villa Attackers - Cameron Archer & Aaron Ramsey

Don’t upset the apple cart, keep as man players together as we can and bingo bongo.. top dogs of the champo.

Thoughts of Louis Patris, Ardon Jashari and José Cifuentes have quickly been put to bed. Diego Moreira has been snapped up by Chelsea now the bigger boys are looking to bounce straight back up with our tried and tested, nearest and dearest.

Still there’s no point crying into my homemade Leo Percovich flag.. we’ve got work to do..

1 Roberts
2 Jones
3 Bilongo
4 Barlaser
5 Clarke
6 Fry
7 Hackney
8 McGree
9 Coburn
10 Akpom
11 Forss

a pretty solid core of Championship first teamers.. can we really build a 13 to 22 able to compete and propel us to the top spot without spending a penny?

Contracts are coming to an end where do we go from here, fire up the old Moneyball Formuliser and see where it takes us..


GK Arnau Tenas 21yo - Barcelona - Free
‘the Spanish Shay Given’

RB Sergey Volkov 20yo Krasnodar - Free
‘the Russian Kieron Trippier’

CB Jan Paul van Hecke 22yo - Brighton - Free
‘the Dutch defender won player of the year at Blackburn’

CB Facundo González 19yo - Valencia - Free
‘what a play he is going to be.. get on it before the big boys come'

LB Tayo Adaramola 19yo - Crystal Palace - Free
'the Next Tyrick Mitchell'

MF Nile John 20yo - Tottenham - Free
'The Next Tanguy Ndombele'

MF Mathijs Tielemans 21yo - PSV - Free
'The Dutch Adam Clayton'

RW Ole Romeny 22yo - FC Emmen - Free
'a dutch Heung-min Son'

AM Amine Boutrah 22yo - Concarneau - Free
'a French Oxlade Chamberlain'

LW Xander Severina 22yo - ADO Den Haag - Free
'the hidden gem of Eerste Divisie'

ST Dominic Ballard 18yo Southampton - Free
'Chris Sutton to Joshua Coburn’s Alan Shearer'


FREE SUMMER FREE LOVE

Feel free to check my working.. it all makes sense.. free masterplan.. you lucky lucky sausages

 

[Kowalski]

Where are Lenihan and Howson in your thoughts?

 

[newyddion]

Where are Lenihan and Howson in your thoughts?

1 Roberts
2 Jones
3 Bilongo
4 Barlaser
5 Clarke
6 Fry
7 Hackney
8 McGree
9 Coburn
10 Akpom
11 Forss
12 Dominic Ballard
13 Arnau Tenas
14 Nile John
15 Mathijs Tielemans
16 Jonny Howson
17 Facundo González
18 Sergey Volkov
19 Xander Severina
20 Jan Paul van Hecke
21 Ole Romeny
23 Tayo Adaramola
25 Matt Crooks
26 Darragh Lenihan

 

[r00fie1]

 

[newyddion]

Did it need more pictures and stats?

 

[r00fie1]

Did it need more pictures and stats?

I think there`s enough *wats as it is

 

[newyddion]

I think there`s enough *wats as it is

First
--------------Roberts------------
Smith--Lenihan--McNair--Bola
-------Howson--Hackney-------
----Forss--Akpom--McGree----
------------Coburn--------------

Second
-------------Brynn---------------
Dijksteel--Fry--Clarke--Coulson
------Barlaser--Payero-----------
-----Jones--Crooks--Willis------
-------------Sivi-----------------

Academy
------------Hemming----------------
Simpson--Hannah--Lindo--Bilongo
---------Conteh--Fletcher-----------
------Finch--John--Kavanagh-------
--------------Hoppe-----------------

I think we might be alright.. it's the best our squad has looked in years!

 

[r00fie1]

First
--------------Roberts------------
Smith--Lenihan--McNair--Bola
-------Howson--Hackney-------
----Forss--Akpom--McGree----
------------Coburn--------------

Second
-------------Brynn---------------
Dijksteel--Fry--Clarke--Coulson
------Barlaser--Payero-----------
-----Jones--Crooks--Willis------
-------------Sivi-----------------

Academy
------------Hemming----------------
Simpson--Hannah--Lindo--Bilongo
---------Conteh--Fletcher-----------
------Finch--John--Kavanagh-------
--------------Hoppe-----------------

I think we might be alright.. it's the best our squad has looked in years!

May need the stats to test your hypothesis

 

[WoodallServices]

It should be so easy, a fag packet calculation of guaranteed promotion, we have the core 11 to build off and now just to clear out the fringe players and improve on this season where we came so very very close.

Man City Goalkeeper - Zach Steffen
Swansea Full Backs - Ryan Manning & Joel Latibeaudiere
Liverpool Central Defenders - Nat Philips & Rhys Williams
Derby Midfielders - Jason Knight & Max Bird
Man Utd Wingers - Anthony Elanga & Facundo Pellistri
Aston Villa Attackers - Cameron Archer & Aaron Ramsey

Don’t upset the apple cart, keep as man players together as we can and bingo bongo.. top dogs of the champo.

Thoughts of Louis Patris, Ardon Jashari and José Cifuentes have quickly been put to bed. Diego Moreira has been snapped up by Chelsea now the bigger boys are looking to bounce straight back up with our tried and tested, nearest and dearest.

Still there’s no point crying into my homemade Leo Percovich flag.. we’ve got work to do..

1 Roberts
2 Jones
3 Bilongo
4 Barlaser
5 Clarke
6 Fry
7 Hackney
8 McGree
9 Coburn
10 Akpom
11 Forss

a pretty solid core of Championship first teamers.. can we really build a 13 to 22 able to compete and propel us to the top spot without spending a penny?

Contracts are coming to an end where do we go from here, fire up the old Moneyball Formuliser and see where it takes us..


GK Arnau Tenas 21yo - Barcelona - Free
‘the Spanish Shay Given’

RB Sergey Volkov 20yo Krasnodar - Free
‘the Russian Kieron Trippier’

CB Jan Paul van Hecke 22yo - Brighton - Free
‘the Dutch defender won player of the year at Blackburn’

CB Facundo González 19yo - Valencia - Free
‘what a play he is going to be.. get on it before the big boys come'

LB Tayo Adaramola 19yo - Crystal Palace - Free
'the Next Tyrick Mitchell'

MF Nile John 20yo - Tottenham - Free
'The Next Tanguy Ndombele'

MF Mathijs Tielemans 21yo - PSV - Free
'The Dutch Adam Clayton'

RW Ole Romeny 22yo - FC Emmen - Free
'a dutch Heung-min Son'

AM Amine Boutrah 22yo - Concarneau - Free
'a French Oxlade Chamberlain'

LW Xander Severina 22yo - ADO Den Haag - Free
'the hidden gem of Eerste Divisie'

ST Dominic Ballard 18yo Southampton - Free
'Chris Sutton to Joshua Coburn’s Alan Shearer'


FREE SUMMER FREE LOVE

Feel free to check my working.. it all makes sense.. free masterplan.. you lucky lucky sausages

I have to say Newy, if Kieran Scott and his team are half as diligent as you are then we have nothing to worry about.

 

[newyddion]

May need the stats to test your hypothesis
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GK Zach Steffen - Sol Brynn
9 clean sheets vs 13 clean sheets

LB Ryan Giles - Hayden Coulson
11 goal involvements vs 4 goal involvements

MF Alex Mowett - Martin Payero
2 assists in 29 vs 4 goals in 12

LW Aaron Ramsey - Pharrell Willis
6 goal involvements in 11 vs 6 goal involvements in 11

ST Cameron Archer - Josh Coburn
17 goal involvements in 20 vs 11 goal involvements in 35

ST Rodrigo Muniz - Jeremy Sivi
2 goals in 17 vs 5 goals in 12

I mean Cameron Archer was an absolute revelation.. but lets not forget these loan players came on half way through the season.
I'm not scared.. better all round imo (than the start of last season)

 

[r00fie1]

GK Zach Steffen - Sol Brynn
9 clean sheets vs 13 clean sheets

LB Ryan Giles - Hayden Coulson
11 goal involvements vs 4 goal involvements

MF Alex Mowett - Martin Payero
2 assists in 29 vs 4 goals in 12

LW Aaron Ramsey - Pharrell Willis
6 goal involvements in 11 vs 6 goal involvements in 11

ST Cameron Archer - Josh Coburn
17 goal involvements in 20 vs 11 goal involvements in 35

ST Rodrigo Muniz - Jeremy Sivi
2 goals in 17 vs 5 goals in 12

I mean Cameron Archer was an absolute revelation.. but lets not forget these loan players came on half way through the season.
I'm not scared.. better all round imo (than the start of last season)

"Revelation"???
What do you think this is?
A bible class?

You tell me how the tale of the burning bush, the light on the road to Damascus and Noahs Arc is going to take us to the Promised land?!! ​

 

[newyddion]

"Revelation"???
What do you think this is?
A bible class?

You tell me how the tale of the burning bush, the light on the road to Damascus and Noahs Arc is going to take us to the Promised land?!! ​

no need for newyddion’s neophytes now, native novitiates navigate near the church of Carrick, Jonathan the Apostle and the two hundred and seventy five day ascensionists.

 

[r00fie1]

no need for newyddion’s neophytes now, native novitiates navigate near the church of Carrick, Jonathan the Apostle and the two hundred and seventy five day ascensionists.

Indeed,
Sayeth Stevonia of Park End in the kingdom of Middledoer.
You shall not make idols.
I am the way, the truth and the strife!
So sayeth the King.

 

[newyddion]

28 Caoimhín Kelleher - Liverpool - Loan
30 Ethan Galbraith - Man Utd - Free
31 Ryan Manning - Swansea - Free
34 Joel Piroe - Swansea - £8m
35 Josh Maja - Bourdeux - Free
37 Jesurun Rak-Sakyi - Crystal Palace - Loan

January 2024 Loans

38 TBC
39 TBC
40 TBC

Sorts out any sort of compulsive need for order, organisation and concentric numbers.

 

[newyddion]

It should be so easy, a fag packet calculation of guaranteed promotion, we have the core 11 to build off and now just to clear out the fringe players and improve on this season where we came so very very close.

Man City Goalkeeper - Zach Steffen
Swansea Full Backs - Ryan Manning & Joel Latibeaudiere
Liverpool Central Defenders - Nat Philips & Rhys Williams
Derby Midfielders - Jason Knight & Max Bird
Man Utd Wingers - Anthony Elanga & Facundo Pellistri
Aston Villa Attackers - Cameron Archer & Aaron Ramsey

Don’t upset the apple cart, keep as man players together as we can and bingo bongo.. top dogs of the champo.

Thoughts of Louis Patris, Ardon Jashari and José Cifuentes have quickly been put to bed. Diego Moreira has been snapped up by Chelsea now the bigger boys are looking to bounce straight back up with our tried and tested, nearest and dearest.

Still there’s no point crying into my homemade Leo Percovich flag.. we’ve got work to do..

1 Roberts
2 Jones
3 Bilongo
4 Barlaser
5 Clarke
6 Fry
7 Hackney
8 McGree
9 Coburn
10 Akpom
11 Forss

a pretty solid core of Championship first teamers.. can we really build a 13 to 22 able to compete and propel us to the top spot without spending a penny?

Contracts are coming to an end where do we go from here, fire up the old Moneyball Formuliser and see where it takes us..


GK Arnau Tenas 21yo - Barcelona - Free
‘the Spanish Shay Given’

RB Sergey Volkov 20yo Krasnodar - Free
‘the Russian Kieron Trippier’

CB Jan Paul van Hecke 22yo - Brighton - Free
‘the Dutch defender won player of the year at Blackburn’

CB Facundo González 19yo - Valencia - Free
‘what a play he is going to be.. get on it before the big boys come'

LB Tayo Adaramola 19yo - Crystal Palace - Free
'the Next Tyrick Mitchell'

MF Nile John 20yo - Tottenham - Free
'The Next Tanguy Ndombele'

MF Mathijs Tielemans 21yo - PSV - Free
'The Dutch Adam Clayton'

RW Ole Romeny 22yo - FC Emmen - Free
'a dutch Heung-min Son'

AM Amine Boutrah 22yo - Concarneau - Free
'a French Oxlade Chamberlain'

LW Xander Severina 22yo - ADO Den Haag - Free
'the hidden gem of Eerste Divisie'

ST Dominic Ballard 18yo Southampton - Free
'Chris Sutton to Joshua Coburn’s Alan Shearer'


FREE SUMMER FREE LOVE

Feel free to check my working.. it all makes sense.. free masterplan.. you lucky lucky sausages

Terrell Agyemang - Man City U21 (Sergey Volkov)
Daniel Nkrumah - Leyton Orient (Xander Severina)
Alex Gilbert - Brentford B (Dominic Ballard)
Sammy Silvera - Central Coast Mariners (Ole Romeny)
Rav Van Den Berg - PEC Zwolle (Facundo González)
I mean.. lets no try and kid ourselves here..
there is defo a flavour of 'Newyddion’s Neophytes' about this window.

Tom Glover - Melbourne
Morgan Rogers - Man City U21 (Amine Boutrah)

a left back, a striker and a defensive midfielder..

PEC Zwolle (Eerste Divisie)
Brentford B (Prem Reserves)
Leyton Orient (League Two)

LB Novatus Miroshi - Zulte Waregem
ST Jay Stansfield - Fulham U21
DM Max Bird - Derby County

I’d be well up for that me like!

 

[newyddion]

Turns our Louis Patris (RB) was one hell of a shout, Novatus Dismas Miroshi (LB) stands out in the list also..