Name the Sponsors which suit other Footi Clubs!

I don't know about other clubs but given NW approach to football I think Andrex might be a good fit for us.
 
Any club managed by Tony Pulis - sponsor: Acme Suppositories.

A product that promises to stop the rot, heal past wounds and leave you 'in a better position' than before treatment commenced. However, instead leaves you with a feeling of embarrassment and humiliation, not to mention an almighty pain in the @rse.
 
I remember years ago when FMTTM photoshopped a Leeds United pic so that instead of the sponsor being “TOP MAN” it read “TAMPON”.

I’ve got a feeling FMTTM would get slated if they did that today.
 
Leicester: Fox’s biscuits or Fox’s glacier mints

Newcastle: Armitage Shanks, for obvious reasons

Ipswich: Massey Ferguson

West Ham: Spam

Bury: any undertakers’

Bristol Rovers: British Gas

Bristol City: Playtex bras

Liverpool: Autoglass

Ajax: Ajax

Arsenal: Howitzer

Brentford: Brentford Nylons

Blackpool: Outspan

Oxford: Astrazeneca

Northampton: Timpson’s

Orient: any local takeaway
 
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I remember the joke from years ago ‘Newcastle United have pulled out of a deal with one of the biggest dog food suppliers in the UK”.”it was decided that ‘Winalot’ would not be apt to be written across their shirts”.😁

and, “Sunderland have extended their shirt sponsorship with ‘Bodyform’, for a least another 2 years, originally is was a short term sponsor, but the bad period isn’t expected to be over for a long time” 😁
 
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Dulux’s Twitter trolling of Tottenham takes gloss off club’s new sponsorship​

Not sure how I feel about that tbh. I usually love brands doing playful things on social media (see innocent smoothies “drunken” post on Monday morning)

But if that was us, I’d be pretty peed off that a company we’d entered a commercial relationship with was ripping it out of us.
 
Not sure how I feel about that tbh. I usually love brands doing playful things on social media (see innocent smoothies “drunken” post on Monday morning)

But if that was us, I’d be pretty peed off that a company we’d entered a commercial relationship with was ripping it out of us.

I know what you mean, but I think an employee has gone rogue in this case. It looks like there's some Gooner who works in the marketing department to me.
 
Garry Monk era Middlesbrough - Sponsor: Ladbrokes

Suckers you in with promises of hitting the jackpot and making it big, but instead uses up all your cash and then fecks off looking for the next mug.
 
I have always thought Mike Ashley has been clever in his way of getting back at the toon skunk army by having little clever digs
Joe Kinnear - joking here
Fun88 - his fun as he takes the money
Wonga - bragging he has lots of it , as the skunk army keep giving .
Virgin MONEY - he makes it while they sing ' get out of our club '
I fancy him to change the kit to red and white stripes next , with BOSS on the front !
Or better still ' Poundland ' !
I would love it , just love it ! ( as keegan said )
 
I remember years ago when FMTTM photoshopped a Leeds United pic so that instead of the sponsor being “TOP MAN” it read “TAMPON”.

I’ve got a feeling FMTTM would get slated if they did that today.
Was the first thing that sprang to my mind when I read the thread title. Was a cartoon about Vinnie Jones iirc.
 
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