Name me the catchiest football player song/chant you’ve heard… 🎶

[Redlips]

I like the rangers john lindstrum song.

The ya ya toure one

 

[Left_peg]

Giggs, Giggs will tear you apart, again.

All you need is Julio Arca.

We're half way there, wooaaahhh Aliadiere.

 

[18MFC76]

To the tune of Pink Floyd:

We don't need no Phil Scolari
We don't need Mourinho
Hey Thaksin! Leave our Sven alone!

City fans when we beat them 8-1 at the Riverside.

 

[18MFC76]

He's Slovenian,
He's only on loan for a season
And we think he's f*cking brilliant,
Andraz Sporarrrrr.


One Job on Teesside was a beauty too.

 

[Legz]

Who the f@@@ is Jurgen Klinsmann
When we've got Uwe Fuchs, Fuchs, Fuchs

Always been a fave off mine....especially when I wore the t-shirt to an A level geography class and had a row with the teacher thinking is was inappropriate and then admitting it was because a girl was wearing it!!!

 

[Brian Marwood]

When the ball hits your head as you’re sat in row Z, that’s Zamora.

 

[Nano]

Will Griggs on fire, your defence is terrified. The lyrics fit perfectly and then the na na na na na na na bit is great to sing along to.

You can tell it is a good chant because everyone knows it is Will Grigg's song and not their own team's version.

 

[red_harrington]

"You're going home in a Teesside ambulance"

Great song

I sing it to myself when doing the dishes, mowing the lawn etc

 

[the_dormouse]

I hate to say this but its Lauren Robert to the tune of Rupert The Bear. When they beat us at the Riverside, next day at work my mate said if you don't stop singing that song I'll knock you out. I couldn't get the tune out of my head.

 

[Lightweight]

Jonjo shelvey

 

[Ian Bairds Ears]

French anthem for Cantona....loved it
Ooooh ahhhhhh Cantona...ooh ahhhh Cantona...oooah ahhhh oooh ahhh oooh ahhh cantonaaaaaaa.....oooh ahhhhhhhh..Cantona...
Loved it then and now.
I

 

[Madeinbrazil]

Still can't beat "There's only one Job on Teesside " A Classic

 

[Aet290204]

As much as I hate West Ham I do think there chant about Jarred Bowen and Danni Dyer is jolly amusing.

 

[El Guapo]

I hate to say this but its Lauren Robert to the tune of Rupert The Bear. When they beat us at the Riverside, next day at work my mate said if you don't stop singing that song I'll knock you out. I couldn't get the tune out of my head.

They sang it about Philippe Albert first.

 

[joeydiaz]

Kai Havertz scores again

 

[outoftown]

In. A land . Not far from here
Lives a man , called Peter Reid
And when he sits down, for his tea
All he saw .. were chimpanzees...

 

[Cardiffdaffs]

Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But it's just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
'Cause I'm Norman Whiteside.

 

[NoloBoro]

Dennis Rommedhal da da da da da da - sang by Charlton supporters to the tune of Mungo Jerry’s in the summertime

 

[SCG]

Just sold my car, to Sammy Silvera

 

[Johnny Vincents Motorbike]

he's fat

he's round

ee's worth a million pound

sammy lee....sammy lee.