My Akpom song

I was thinking he deserved his own song
..but I was thinking of re-wording an old classic
"Who the f@@@ is Eric Haaland when we've got Chumba A, Akpom" (needs a bit of work on the end bit)
Harking back to the Jurgen Klinsman and Uwe Fuchs days 🤩🤩🤩
 
That would be 3 songs he has wouldn't it?

After;

"Choo,choo,choo!
We've got Chuba Akpom!
Choo,choo,choo!
Give him the ball and he will score!"

Using Black Lace's Conga of course.

And of course the simple well known classic of putting his name to Sex Bomb, followed by confessing that he's capable of turning many a Boro fan on?
 
That would be 3 songs he has wouldn't it?

After;

"Choo,choo,choo!
We've got Chuba Akpom!
Choo,choo,choo!
Give him the ball and he will score!"

Using Black Lace's Conga of course.

And of course the simple well known classic of putting his name to Sex Bomb, followed by confessing that he's capable of turning many a Boro fan on?
Akpom Akpom
Chuba Akpom
You score all the goals
And you really turn me on

That’s the best I have heard so far
 
Akpom, Akpom, Chuba Akpom
Every time he scores we sing this song
Akpom, Akpom, Chuba Akpom
Chuba you turn me on
 
Chuba Chuba Chuba Chuba (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Know what you're doing doing to me (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Chuba Chuba Chuba Chuba (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)

To the tune of Ruby by the kaiser chiefs
 
I’ve been singing the choo choo choo one every time he scores….

I was convinced I’d made it up as I’d not heard anyone else singing it 😂
 
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