Man seen masturbating in his Tesla....

Lady Felicia

Lady Felicia

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Police are investigating reports of a man seen masturbating in his Tesla car parked in Bourne. Officers from Lincolnshire Police were alerted to the alleged incident, which is said to have taken place just before 9pm on Tuesday, July 8.

A force spokesperson said: “Incident 531 was reported at 9.24pm and refers to a report of a man who was sitting in a car parked on Harrington Street, Bourne and was seen masturbating. This is reported to have happened at 8.55pm".

"The man was driving a white Tesla, and was described as 20-30 years of age, wearing sunglasses, a beige top and boxer shorts. Our investigations are ongoing.”

This really is absolutely outrageous. Who the Hell knocks one out while wearing shorts and a beige top? This guy needs some serious fashion advice!

 
He started at 855 with the intention of hitting the roof but by the time he finished he barely dribbled over the line.
 
Lady Felicia said:
Police are investigating reports of a man seen masturbating in his Tesla car parked in Bourne. Officers from Lincolnshire Police were alerted to the alleged incident, which is said to have taken place just before 9pm on Tuesday, July 8.

A force spokesperson said: “Incident 531 was reported at 9.24pm and refers to a report of a man who was sitting in a car parked on Harrington Street, Bourne and was seen masturbating. This is reported to have happened at 8.55pm".

"The man was driving a white Tesla, and was described as 20-30 years of age, wearing sunglasses, a beige top and boxer shorts. Our investigations are ongoing.”

This really is absolutely outrageous. Who the Hell knocks one out while wearing shorts and a beige top? This guy needs some serious fashion advice!

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Thank Christ for that my Teslas black and im 31 so that rules me out..
 
Lady Felicia said:
Police are investigating reports of a man seen masturbating in his Tesla car parked in Bourne. Officers from Lincolnshire Police were alerted to the alleged incident, which is said to have taken place just before 9pm on Tuesday, July 8.

A force spokesperson said: “Incident 531 was reported at 9.24pm and refers to a report of a man who was sitting in a car parked on Harrington Street, Bourne and was seen masturbating. This is reported to have happened at 8.55pm".

"The man was driving a white Tesla, and was described as 20-30 years of age, wearing sunglasses, a beige top and boxer shorts. Our investigations are ongoing.”

This really is absolutely outrageous. Who the Hell knocks one out while wearing shorts and a beige top? This guy needs some serious fashion advice!

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What a vvanker
 
I wonder why the person who spotted and reported it decided to check out what he was wearing and get a detailed description, but didn’t bother with number plate.

Another point wonder if he has a VPN to get around restriction on his in car display
 
Lady Felicia said:
Police are investigating reports of a man seen masturbating in his Tesla car parked in Bourne. Officers from Lincolnshire Police were alerted to the alleged incident, which is said to have taken place just before 9pm on Tuesday, July 8.

A force spokesperson said: “Incident 531 was reported at 9.24pm and refers to a report of a man who was sitting in a car parked on Harrington Street, Bourne and was seen masturbating. This is reported to have happened at 8.55pm".

"The man was driving a white Tesla, and was described as 20-30 years of age, wearing sunglasses, a beige top and boxer shorts. Our investigations are ongoing.”

This really is absolutely outrageous. Who the Hell knocks one out while wearing shorts and a beige top? This guy needs some serious fashion advice!

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Ahem…..
Bourne
fashion passed them by years ago
 
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