Male Tory frontbencher 'caught watching porn in Commons' next to female minister

We are paying for their £120k salaries and another £30k of expenses and their 40th pensions, for 56 of them to watch porn and/or sexually misbehave. Now you know why I distrust elites. They are supposedly working hard and serving us and improving our society.
 
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I know we have low opinions on them and how they seem to think they can do what they want, but this does seem extraordinary.

So my money's on Gove.
 
"In wanting to support my constituent hospitality industry I googled 'Horn Pub' on my phone in order to confirm the opening hours of my local hostelry. Unfortunately autocorrect seems to have changed this and I accidentally found myself watching a MFF, three-way featuring an activity that I later found out is known as 'a rusty trombone'. Consequently I have decided to step aside to spend more time with my wife and children.'

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I did see a cryptic suggestion on social media as to who it was.
When I figured it out, the name was that of the person who is charged with leading the investigation.
I had two thoughts -

1 - it’s a mistake and somebody has misunderstood that person’s role in all this .

Or

2 - how very Tory - appoint someone to lead an investigation into themselves.

That I even considered no2. to be an actual possibility, shows how far down the sewer this Government have slipped.
 
it could be as simple as he was looking at porn before work, opened his browser in the commons and the porn site opened as his last page. i hardly think he was tugging one out
 
it could be as simple as he was looking at porn before work, opened his browser in the commons and the porn site opened as his last page. i hardly think he was tugging one out

Why would you not read the reports before lodging a defence of the indefensible?

He was caught watching porn, not accidentally opening a browser.
 
I wonder if he was choosing to watch it, or had been caught out by a WhatsApp vid, sent by his mates, it happens to me nearly every day :LOL:
 
I would hazard a small wee guess it being Someone who often sits on the front row and is regularly staring at his mobile.
 
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It's NOT a member from the 2015, 2017 or 2019 intake according to social media.

Anyway, in a completely unrelated to this thread theme I was going to ask who everybody's favourite politician is? Mine is Dominic Raab who incidentally became an MP in 2010. 12 years of great service, sort of.
 
At the various venues I've worked at and been in charge of over the years, there's always been the rule of "no phones onstage" ,with the exception of an "Ice" number! So Why TF did he have have it with him anyway?
 
If it was gay porn would that me not as bad with reference to women watching the porn next to him?

I am still shocked by the fact that 56 MPs on being investigated for sexual misconduct. I assume they are all male, so that must represent about 1 in 8 male MPs.
 
If it was gay porn would that me not as bad with reference to women watching the porn next to him?

I am still shocked by the fact that 56 MPs on being investigated for sexual misconduct. I assume they are all male, so that must represent about 1 in 8 male MPs.
They might not all be male. I imagine Dorries could get quite excited ik the house, what with the beer goggles and sitting so close to the man she has a crush
 
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