Look at the Massey Fergusons on that!

[stjohn]

Knowing my luck, mine would probably have a headache!

 

[SmogonOuseburn]

Sadly, my original article - which originally appeared in the Daily Star - was apparently made up.

I bet Ralph Bishop is not best pleased!!

 

[Steer]

Sadly, my original article - which originally appeared in the Daily Star - was apparently made up.

Massey Fergussens are red, and he apparently liked green tractors, so something was obviously wrong. Plus of course, Massey Fergussens are not at all sexy. David Browns's on the other hand are gorgeous.

Caution NSFW:





I'm now off for a quick tug.

 

[Brian Marwood]

My friends are always envious when I tell them how I used to have regular sex with a Princess in years gone by. I never reveal the identity of the Princess though.