Can you imagine Wilder floating around melwood waiting for the news he's been sacked 'Alright lads, Jurgen once gave me a hug and pep said I could lead global superstars to a title so here I am. First off, Attitude over Abillieh. I'm giving Dave Mcgolrick a ring in the morning, along with Billy sharp. Virgil, get your sprint on mate, you're overlapping him from now on. What you mean you're an attacking midfielder Thiago? That's not the kind of attitude I like. I don't care you've got abillieh. 5-3-2 no arguments, don't play sh** because it'll be all your faults. Now if you don't mind I'm off to have a nice long think about that time Mourinho hugged me whilst Knillsy tells you all about how good we were at Northampton. Sacked only once boys remember that'