Norman_Conquest
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Boris’ partners given birth to a little boy.
Little Boris enters the world
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Funky_Chicken
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So he’ll be off on paternity leave now then - best for him really, changing nappies
Norman_Conquest
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He’ll make a **** job of it.So he’ll be off on paternity leave now then - best for him really, changing nappies
WeeGord
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So he’ll be off on paternity leave now then - best for him really, changing nappies
I think he’ll get someone else to do that; he’s used to causing sh1t, not clearing it up.
American_Mary
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A healthy new birth is always something to be celebrated and good, given the mothers Coronavirus scare, that both are doing well.
Norman_Conquest
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I don’t think anyone can argue with that and I am sure we would all like to wish them well.
red_harrington
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How many is that now?
3?
5?
10?
Does anybody really know?
3?
5?
10?
Does anybody really know?
norfolkngood
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Does Boris really know?
Officially, this is his 6th, but a court suggested there may be at least one other, back in 2009
spanishman
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Congratulations.
I think that they may have some problems with discipline once the kid can speak. Imagine Johnson telling him off for telling lies!
I think that they may have some problems with discipline once the kid can speak. Imagine Johnson telling him off for telling lies!
Funky_Chicken
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Not exactly setting an example for reducing over population is he
FartingGnome
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Not exactly setting an example for anything at all.
Good that mother and child are fine. So, he will be not taking PMQ's. Fine given the event that's taken place, after all it requires a lot of preparation to be in the position of not answering the questions put.
He will continue with the template for his premiership, which was that set by the Augustan " Emperors of the World " after the fall of the Republic.
He quoted Cicero, badly according to Mary Beard..."The health of the nation" etc.
But Marcus Tullius Cicero was also responsible 2000 years ago for a quote that fits Johnson to perfection.
"Politicians are not born, they are excreted"
Wonder if the child's first words will be Wiffle,waffle. Piffle paffle
He will continue with the template for his premiership, which was that set by the Augustan " Emperors of the World " after the fall of the Republic.
He quoted Cicero, badly according to Mary Beard..."The health of the nation" etc.
But Marcus Tullius Cicero was also responsible 2000 years ago for a quote that fits Johnson to perfection.
"Politicians are not born, they are excreted"
Wonder if the child's first words will be Wiffle,waffle. Piffle paffle
As if he will ever get to see him much! Boris will be busy planning the relaxation of our nations lockdown rules, with the first change being to allow parents to have a live in nanny to enable key worker parents to return to their workplace and the second to enable private boarding nurseries and boarding schools to reopen in a phased prelude to other education facilities ;)
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Cooper671
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Congratulations to Boris and Carrie on the birthday of their son and that both mother and child are doing well.
A joyous moment for any family.
A joyous moment for any family.
Jonny Ingbar
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They'd better get that place at Eton booked.