Kyle Walker’s Sex Party

[1finny]

Shortly after going on social media talking about social distancing and staying indoors...
Invited two ‘escorts’ over for the evening.

Thankfully - he has unreservedly apologised





For being caught

 

[Funky_Chicken]

I didn’t know they still made them

 

[Norman_Conquest]

And we’ve had the Scottish chief medical officer visiting her second home after telling the Scottish public it wasn’t safe.

Double Standards.

 

[Sheriff_John_Bunnell_ret]

Peter Duncan's Randy Allotment

 

[Jedi boro]

Well he has always been versatile

 

[ForssAwakens]

Kyle Walker - right back..... in his place

 

[Malaguena]

With people, rightly or wrongly, saying that Premier League footballers should be doing more in the current situation than just sat there raking in their £200k a week, stories like this, and Grealish last week, undermines all the arguments that the likes of Lineker, Neville, Rooney, Townsend etc try and push that Premier League footballers are misunderstood

 

[Stampy’s_Dog]

What riles me the most is in his “apology” video, he asks everyone to “stay indoors and save the NHS”.

What are you telling us for you thick c*nt!

 

[kuepper]

Will be surprised if he ever plays for City again.

And we’ve had the Scottish chief medical officer visiting her second home after telling the Scottish public it wasn’t safe.

Double Standards.

Ditto the Queen and Charles.

 

[Jonny2773]

He stayed at home, didnt he? He has been told to stay indoors and he has done it, it wasnt his fault a couple of 'ladys' came round to his place to say hello. He probably only let them in because they were dressed as nurses.

 

[A]

And we’ve had the Scottish chief medical officer visiting her second home after telling the Scottish public it wasn’t safe.

Double Standards.

It's like an episode of The Thick Of It. Someone will have gone full on Malcolm Tucker over this

 

[swordtrombonefish]

Can understand the Scottish CMO angle, but I can't say I've ever help a footballer up as a model for standards of behaviour

 

[uberweiss]

I don't think I've ever met someone who can't spell "ladies". Not intentionally anyway.

 

[Jedi boro]

 

[Fluffycarpet]

It is disgusting behaviour I think. No way should a prostitute be charging £2200.

 

[FlapJacks]

It is disgusting behaviour I think. No way should a prostitute be charging £2200.

Fair play to the ladies, those bespoke face masks with mouth holes cut out cost a fortune

 

[red_harrington]

It is disgusting behaviour I think. No way should a prostitute be charging £2200.

Well there were 2 of them and it was for 3 hours.

You'd charge less would you?

 

[HundredRoom]

Whats wrong with a pot noodle and a tommy tank

 

[Fluffycarpet]

Whats wrong with a pot noodle and a tommy tank

Risk getting coronovirus with a hooker for an extortionet amount of money, or have a pot noodle? Do I need to answer that?

 

[red_harrington]

He's a single man and £££ loaded. And it was a threesome with a tidy brunette and a fit Brasilian lass.

You're welcome to your pot noodle :)