Just Got a Request Off Neil Warnock

[fmttmadmin]

His name was Neeskens, Neeskens Kebano
With Yannick by his side and Mendes-Laing playing wide
He'd play thru balls, jink past defenders
And while he tries to be the star
Britt shoots and hits the bar
Across a packed front four, they passed along the floor
They would score and assist each other
Who could ask for more?

Yes we've got Neeskens, Neeskens Kebanoooo!!

The song is great - the karaoke version is impossible ha ha

 

[fmttmadmin]

Of course he will - FFS he gets more embarrassing by the hour, what next a clap for Kebano at 8pm on a Thursday?

Taken straight out of Johnson's playbook - anything to distract from the average form and get the fans on side.

Hi - Warnock is really well aware of the situation. This week he attended a virtual supporters awards night for our disabled supporters. He had attended 2 virtual fan zooms now and players are also increasingly fronting fan Q and As.
It breaks his heart I feel that we are all shut out of stadia and he is trying really hard to think of as many ways as he can to reach out and try and lighten the load a bit in such dark and testing times.

 

[Jedi boro]

Neil are you ok ??

 

[Sybil_Fawlty]

Heads, feet, Neesken goals, Neesken goals,
Heads, feet, Neesken goals, Neesken goals
And heads and feet and Neesken goals,
Heads, feet and Neesken goals
Neesken goals

That actually made me proper LOL

 

[newyddion]

Wake me up, before you go go, who needs Roberts when we’ve got Kebano

 

[LowMoorBoro]

Na Na Na Na Neeskins, Neeskins, Neeskins
Na Na Na Na Neeskins, Neeskins, Neeskins x 1,000,000

 

[Transitarmy]

Neil's got two djicks
Neil's got two djicks
Oohhh Neil's got two djicksteels.

 

[BobUpnDown]

To the tune of Agadoo...

Neeeeee skens... Kebano! Kebano! Kebano!
Scores a goal... one, two & three,
Neeskens Kebano, Kebano! Kebano! Kebano!
He scores a freekick & a-pen-al-ty,
Neeskens Kebano, Kebano! Kebano! Kebano!
Plays for Midd-les-borough & D,R, Congo,
Neeskens Kebano, Kebano! Kebano! Kebano!
Won't eat jellied eels, but he'd love a Parmo, Parmo, Parmo..

 

[coluka]

Kebano could run 500 miles
And he could run 500 more
Down the wing to create the chances
That even Britt himself should score

 

[xxlshirts_fit_all]

would using the um bongo advert tune as the basis be a bit too far? we could substitute players names for the ingrediants?

 

[Borobarmy]

Kebano could run 500 miles
And he could run 500 more
Down the wing to create the chances
That even Britt himself should score

great lines Coluka and undoubted melody but it has to have an air of belief and be comprehensible . I’m sorry but Britt let’s down your score .

 

[newyddion]

Kebano could run 500 miles
And he could run 500 more
Down the wing to create the chances
That even Britt himself should score

KEBENO! kebano! KEBANO! DELLYANNDELLYANN DENDEN DER DEEEEERR

 

[Borobarmy]

KEBENO! kebano! KEBANO! DELLYANNDELLYANN DENDEN DER DEEEEERR

Have you been drinking already newyddion ?

 

[Boro in Devon]

KEBENO! kebano! KEBANO! DELLYANNDELLYANN DENDEN DER DEEEEERR

Is that Dutch ?

 

[coluka]

great lines Coluka and undoubted melody but it has to have an air of belief and be comprehensible . I’m sorry but Britt let’s down your score .

I said should, not would

 

[Borobarmy]

I said should, not would

How about this as the last line :

but alas Britt is sat down upon the floor

( to which everybody singing would gesticulate with a big grin and putting both arms in the air gazing at the referee)

 

[Bororeddaz]

Neeskens Neeskens Kabano
The hottest winger that I know
Neeskens Neeskens Kabano
Congo assassin dribbling and passing
At the Boro
We fell in loooooove

 

[Zoophonic]

Kebano could run 500 miles
And he could run 500 more
Down the wing to create the chances
That even Britt himself should score

Next

 

[SilentProf]

His name is Neeskens, Neeskens Kebano
Our new superstar from the Congo
Assombalonga, Bolasie, Bola
You’ve got no chance when you come up against the Boroooooooo
Our boys in red

 

[newyddion]

Is that Dutch ?

I thought they were the words?