Just F***ing Kick It!!

Every time Steffen plays it short: "just get it up the ****ing pitch!"

Every time Steffen launches it long: "what the **** are you lumping it up there for?!"
 
I rarely offer advice to players on which of the many options on offer to them they should elect to take. This of course has the fantastic advantage that I can vocally express my dismay when whatever they decide to do turns to ****.👍😊
 
The man in front of me who spent a lot of the match yelling encouragement to Duncan Watmore was very helpful.
 
This is a great thread..... Bloke behind me has 3 'shouts'...
1. "Sort it out (wilder/leo/et al)"
2. "C'mon boroooooor"
3. "push out"

That's literally all he shouts all game. Much to the amusement of my brothers and I.
 
Also amuses me when the lady next to me shouts (when a player gives the ball away), "why have you done that?"
Like, said player has deliberately and with all rational thought decided to break down our own attack and offer a counter attack opportunity to the opposition. Just for a laugh.
 
When Hackney received the ball in space on the edge of the box with 94+ minutes gone, the ref's whistle in his mouth, and inexplicably decided to pass sideways, I have to confess I screamed "WHY DON'T YOU SHOOT THE BALL AT THE GOAL". And I stand by that comment.
 
Bloke near us used to call Fabio 'Sendhimback' and absolutely hammer everything he did every game. Bizarre but amusing.

I usually have a few choice words to say but I'd like to think they're not particularly repetitive.
 
Woman behind me screams at them to shoot, irrespective of player, angle or distance to the goal. Drives me nuts.
 
I remember reading something from an Arsenal player from the 50s. During one game the same voice in the stand shouted instructions every time he received the ball ...... "play it inside to 'X'" or "push it down the line to 'Y'" etc, etc ........... Eventually he received the ball and found himself totally surrounded by opposition players the voice just shouted "use your own discretion".😊
 
clay said:
Every time Steffen plays it short: "just get it up the ****ing pitch!"

Every time Steffen launches it long: "what the **** are you lumping it up there for?!"
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If we play out from the back, the complaint is it's too slow. If we play out quickly were accused of hoofing it.

Favourite experiences of fan ignorance were at AP vs Forest. Guy on the Holgate spent the first 60-70 minutes ripping Kavanagh a new one. Everything that went wrong was his fault. After 60-70 minutes, we actually brought Kavanagh on.

During AK's reign, we beat Ispwich 4-1. Guy near me was sounding off about what a waste of time the short corner we'd just taken was, and how they never produced goals. We were 2-0 up at the time and had to point out both goals had been scored from short corners.
 
Philly-Red said:
Woman behind me screams at them to shoot, irrespective of player, angle or distance to the goal. Drives me nuts.
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This sort of thing is intolerable.

I also hate it when people boo the opposition for going down after a challenge and scream “get up yer time wasting Fanny” etc…. When we’re winning. Yes, this actually happens.
 
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