June 22nd Headlines

According to some... Country remains in lockdown after the arrival of the Venus variant of Covid as the Tories f*ck it all up again...
 
With the country back open and Brexit all done, what will be the lead news on the 6 o'clock bulletin, I'm going with

Oasis confirm Knebworth date for reunion gig 😁
Have Oasis split up🤭🤭.........sorry knew that really. If it means them coming back I'll stop in lockdown thanks. That's someone who has most of their albums but they have had their day. IMHO
 
It's the 22nd June 2044...Dear leader Boris Johnson, who is at the launch of the newly refurbished swingers club (formally 10 Downing Street), says the covid restrictions removal plans are irreversible.
 
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