If the whole Boro squad were an Orchestra or Band - which instrument would you assign to each player?

[r00fie1]

Any kind of instrument including wash-boards an pots an pans.

Betinelli - Drums. Because he bangs the ball up the pitch but occasionally losing time between the sticks.

 

[Foggysfplandiet3]

I would have given Braithwaite a tuba because he always was full of wind and liked making a loud noise about himself to get attention.

 

[Centralscrutinizer]

Brit - A massive gong, should be unmissable from short range

 

[Laughing]

Surely Warnock would get the drums, he is always beating someones drum, it will be nice if he got his own set, don't you think.

 

[Johnny Vincents Motorbike]

The national instrument of The Nederlands is the 'Fiddle' - young Anfernee should be able to get a winning tune out of that.

 

[London_Boro]

Lewis Wing - Triangle: fairly anonymous, pops up when you least expect it and then goes quiet again.

 

[homesickblues]

I would give Britt a banjo

 

[Sybil_Fawlty]

I’d give Britt a harmonica, so we can’t see that smirk every time he misses an absolute sitter

 

[London_Boro]

Jonny Howson - Harp: Pulling the strings all day.

 

[Lefty]

Surely Warnock would get the drums, he is always beating someones drum, it will be nice if he got his own set, don't you think.

Surely Warnock is the conductor.

I happen to know for a fact that he likes to be called Maestro in social situations.

 

[Sheriff_John_Bunnell_ret]

Brit - A massive gong, should be unmissable from short range

Patrick Roberts has to be on the gong. The gong player spends 99.9% of the time standing round doing nothing hoping that they'll play a piece by Mahler so he'll get to do something.

 

[Lefty]

Have we any self confessed players of the pink oboe?

 

[EuropeTwice]

Surely Howson should play the Triangle.... he makes tings happen

 

[Jonny2773]

Tuba Akpom

 

[Erimus74]

Lewis Wing - Triangle: fairly anonymous, pops up when you least expect it and then goes quiet again.