How many crisps have you eaten in your lifetime?

[wyliefan]

I'd guesstimate at between 250,000 and a cool million for me.

 

[Legz]

The correct answer is **** loads for anybody

 

[Jackieemu]

Port vale

 

[parmoboy]

I used to sit next to Noddy Holder at school.

The teacher was always catching him eating snacks.

One day she snapped and shouted "What are you eating now?!!"

Noddy yelled "IT’S CRISPS MISSSSSS!!!”

 

[newyddion]

Walkers have been allowed to get away with this shyt for far too long.

Haven’t eaten a packet of walkers crisps in over 25 years.. took a ridiculously long psychometric test.. for a job to pack crops into boxes. Anyway.. I didn’t get the job because I scored too highly on the test!
#BoycottWalkers #NeverAgain

 

[jonny_greenings_sock]

If I had one pound coin for every crisp I'd ever eaten, I'd easily be able to afford a brand new Ferrari SF90 at a cool £438,719, and probably be able to insure it too.

In my weaker moments I'd prefer the crisps.

 

[jonny_greenings_sock]

Standard size 32.5g bags are for bums and part-timers by the way.

Real ones know that if the bag's not 150g or above, it's not worth the time to even open it.