Hoppe announced today.

Perhaps the reason this has taken so long is to allow people to wring every possible drop of humour from all these fantastic Hoppe puns.

Gawd knows how long it might take if we do sign Jizz Hornkamp.
It will be the marketing department coming up with a promotional video to suit, probably some Star Wars tack with Forss also involved 🤦‍♂️
 
I heard he was touring Middlesbrough maternity hospital first…

Because…

where there’s life there’s hoppe
 
Hoppe talk, keep talkin' hoppe talk
Talk about things you'd like to do
You got to have a dream, if you don't have a dream
How you gonna have a dream come true?
 
Hoppe there it is....hoppe there it is....hoppe there it is......
There is his new chant ..short snappy....
Tag team whoop there it is...
 
I reckon the promotional video will be montage clips of him walking the streets of Yarm, to the Greenday tune "time of your life".

And the final clip will be of him giving the thumbs up in the barbers chair, with Crooks stood behind him, smiling and giving the thumbs up.
 
If we progress from tonight's match then it means 7 games in 20 days and with Josh out , Forss not having had a pre season, doubts about Watmore's fitness, Wilder might be having to ask Hoppy if his six mates are any good and fancy a trial. That's Jumpy , Heady, Poachery , Snipery, Rockety and Doc
 
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