Northerner
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A few of did this once as cross country just wasn't my thing.Used to cheat at school cross country all the time. Disappear round the corner, go sit in some lads house for half an hour then nip over the back field and reappear on the home straight barely out of breath.
It was always two laps around this very long field course so half way round first lap we "disappeared" for a while and waited for them to come around again.
We waited and waited but unbeknown to us,the teacher suspecting some cheating had stopped the race after one lap.
We had to admit defeat and sheepishly made our way back to be greeted by one very irate teacher!