Have you ever cheated at anything?

[Northerner]

Used to cheat at school cross country all the time. Disappear round the corner, go sit in some lads house for half an hour then nip over the back field and reappear on the home straight barely out of breath.

A few of did this once as cross country just wasn't my thing.
It was always two laps around this very long field course so half way round first lap we "disappeared" for a while and waited for them to come around again.
We waited and waited but unbeknown to us,the teacher suspecting some cheating had stopped the race after one lap.
We had to admit defeat and sheepishly made our way back to be greeted by one very irate teacher!

 

[Borothruandthru]

I once cheated in an economics exam.
Was awarded a distinction for showing initiative.

 

[Borothruandthru]

Liz truss are you reading this.

 

[RedAsABeetroot]

Wrote stuff on my arm before maths GCSE. Not sure what. Formulas or something. Not sure if it was the mock or the actual exam. Got a B. expecting to be named chancellor in the next few days.

With a B you're clearly overqualified.

 

[Cuthbert]

I used an 'endless lives' hack on Manic Miner or Jet Set Willy.... and then discovered the annoying 'endless death loop', where you basically have to switch off and reload the game.

 

[ConcourseColin]

Monopoly, I always make sure I'm the banker so I can sub myself a couple of extra 100's when needed. Have to show the wife and kids who's boss don't I?

 

[Boro_Interlinked]

Yeah, during the count up phase of regular Ker-Plunk family tournos, if I didn't fancy my chances after a cursory glance at the oppos haul , then I usually 'missed a few' in my own count up. Still feel atrociously guilty about it now actually.

 

[VestasBoro]

Cheated at champ man, footy manager, on the (ex) wife, school tests, death once, kids homework, any board game when im playing the kids, anything timed when against the kids

Im a horrible person.

 

[ThatFragranceGuy]

I've always been terrible at remembering formulas so I etched them ever so finely into my pen casing which meant they were invisible then rubbed an eraser on it, the rubber stayed in the grooves

 

[chickenrunner]

Used to cheat at school cross country all the time. Disappear round the corner, go sit in some lads house for half an hour then nip over the back field and reappear on the home straight barely out of breath.

Reminds me of Spike Milligan in 'Adolf Hitler My Part In His Downfall'. They were told they were going on a cross country training run so hatched a plan to hide in some bushes and rejoin the run on its way back to camp. Instead the army loaded them into lorries drove them 5 miles away and left them to get back.