Halloween Punmeisters!

[theredrooster]

As a lover of pitiful puns I sadly enjoyed these awful Halloween player puns in this marketing piece on the mfc website. Can anyone do any better with Boro players or otherwise?

https://www.mfc.co.uk/news/halloween-special-25-off-hummel-training-wear

I'll start by scraping the bottom of the barrel, Marcus Betterskelly

 

[Johnny Vincents Motorbike]

Merlin Johnson

Spooky Hall

Marcus Broome

 

[atypical_boro]

Nathan 'Cabin In The' Wood(s)

 

[Johnny Vincents Motorbike]

and they all play at The Shivverside...

 

[theredrooster]

......and coached by big Leo Perkywitch

 

[goalscrounger]

Djed Suspense

 

[goalscrounger]

Here comes Johnny Howl-son!

 

[TheBoroBuzzard]

George ‘Jimmy’ Saville

 

[dooderooni]

George ‘Jimmy’ Saville

Terrifying.

Hayden Ghoulson

 

[Sammysmiths]

Scaresome park

 

[BlindBoyGrunt]

Scaresome Park. Damn

I ran down stairs to put this.

 

[BlindBoyGrunt]

Alan Willies.

 

[Liquid Jones]

Mark Verruca

 

[Chisel]

George Fiend

Frankenstein Queudrue

Chuba Akpumpkin

Dael Fright

 

[goalscrounger]

Stuart Boo!m

 

[festa5]

Dread Spence
Paddy McScare

 

[Chisel]

Hayden Couldron

Ghastly Fletcher

 

[Cardiffdaffs]

Grant Hall Oween

Ghoulkeeper Bettenelli

 

[theredrooster]

Bernie Slaven - He's the wolfman after all, who needs a pun, he screams Halloween (and left footed tap ins!).

 

[Sammysmiths]

Lee Dong Spook