Take it down the tip and hope that Sarah off Money for Nothing turns up just as you are about to throw it in the skip, takes it off you and gives it to someone who puts wallpaper on it so she can sell it to someone she saw coming and give you the profit. Just a thought.
The ladder, spirit level or the unicycle?What colour is it?
Can you ride it?The ladder, spirit level or the unicycle?
Only when I’ve been at the drinks cabinet.Can you ride it?
The unicycle, not the drinks cabinet.
Why've you chopped it in half!Only when I’ve been at the drinks cabinet.
It is my old mountain bike not a unicycle![]()
The tyres cost a fortune and this way I can save money.Why've you chopped it in half!
What else are you supposed to do with a unicycle?Can you ride it?
The unicycle, not the drinks cabinet.
Well, I own a banjo but I can't play it...What else are you supposed to do with a unicycle?![]()
That did cross my mind when I posted it.I had a bizarre moment this thread was about the Paul Roger's fronted rock group, but I'm alright now.