FMTTM psychic predictions for 2023

newyddion said:
Gotta love the positivity surrounding Carrick!

We’re going up, then Carrick’s leaving or taking us back down.. cos he’s not good enough!
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Carrick is absolutely good enough nothing to do with his skills.
The problem is we have a history of backing managers inadequately in the premier league.
 
A good seer must only use a high quality lead crystal or transparent mineral stone ball. Getting a distinct feeling that most of these predictions have been made after a good sesh on the beers and then looking through the everest double glazed windows out the front room. 😄 Would be helpful if future posters would include the name and ancestral heredity of their spirit guide and the medium of their chosen divinity. ( ie crystal ball, tarot cards , tea leaves etc ) . My spirit guide is attending to other matters right now and my c.ball is away at the maintenance shop having a mineral oil polish and a new stand made but I'm sure I'll get back on it when it returns. In the world of psychic ability , there is no concept of having to rush.
 
Glover_elbow said:
Carrick is absolutely good enough nothing to do with his skills.
The problem is we have a history of backing managers inadequately in the premier league.
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I am of the opinion that Carrick would continue to do well in the prem.

Southgate had the carpet pulled from under him in unique dire financial circumstances.
We did not have the resources to back Karanka sufficiently or to engage a more capable manager..
 
Glover_elbow said:
Carrick is absolutely good enough nothing to do with his skills.
The problem is we have a history of backing managers inadequately in the premier league.
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1 - Carrick to be shortlisted as a future Newcastle Utd Manager

2 - Civil unrest in the UK Through the cost of living

3 - Russia will not be defeated by NATO

4 - China will humiliate Biden to the point he finally resigns

5 - MP's will still keep fiddling the expenses office at our expense as usual
 
Boro_Interlinked said:
A good seer must only use a high quality lead crystal or transparent mineral stone ball. Getting a distinct feeling that most of these predictions have been made after a good sesh on the beers and then looking through the everest double glazed windows out the front room. 😄 Would be helpful if future posters would include the name and ancestral heredity of their spirit guide and the medium of their chosen divinity. ( ie crystal ball, tarot cards , tea leaves etc ) . My spirit guide is attending to other matters right now and my c.ball is away at the maintenance shop having a mineral oil polish and a new stand made but I'm sure I'll get back on it when it returns. In the world of psychic ability , there is no concept of having to rush.
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Just for the record all spirituality and religion is absolute bollox as well. See you on the other side and you can say I told you so but it's not going to happen
 
Coincidentally, I've just pubished my Old Grey Owl's Amanac for the first 6 months of 2023. Not Boro related because of a different target audience, so I'll add:

Boro to go up via play offs.
Carrick Manager of the Year
At Christmas 2023, Boro fourth in Premier League, reaping the benefits of the once thought mythical "Good Boro Transfer window"
Hayden Hackney called up straight into the senior England squad by Sir Gareth. Chuba added as late replacement for injured Harry Kane

Check out the Almanac for more satirical political fare:

The Old Grey Owl's Almanac, 2023
 
newyddion said:
1) Boro vs Sunderland play off final
2) Chuba Akpom Championship top scorer
3) Giles, Barlaser, Crooks & Akpom all named in team of the season.
4) Blackburn to drop like a stone
5) Man Utd & Liverpool to be sold
6) Ronaldo to leave Al Nassr
7) Mbappe to Real Madrid
8) Newcastle to win a cup
9) Bitcoin to reach $250k
10) Gold to reach $3k
11) Mortgage rates to drop
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Faulty signal on number 8
 
Lefty said:
2. Newcastle sack Eddie Howe before Christmas 2023,
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I think this is nailed on.

If that bunch up the road are capable of hounding our Sir Bobby Robson, then they're capable to hounding anyone out.

Now he's lost the final and looking at losing out on top 4, their fans will be turning on him in next to no time.
 
Marvanelli said:
I think this is nailed on.

If that bunch up the road are capable of hounding our Sir Bobby Robson, then they're capable to hounding anyone out.

Now he's lost the final and looking at losing out on top 4, their fans will be turning on him in next to no time.
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Nah.. that would be daft.
 
Lefty said:
Come on then FMTTMers, you're all fond of predicting, with your stats and analysis and stuff.

Frankly, you're all rubbish.

It's time you put away your logic and reason and science and all that guff and properly embrace woo woo. Get in touch with your psychic abilities and channel your native american spirit guide.

We will hoof this thread up in January 2024 to see who truly is the most psychic. Let's see who would have warned us about the invasion of Ukraine and the death of the Queen if we'd only thought to do this in January 2022, or the pandemic if we'd done it in 2020. Or even President Trump in January 2016.

At least 5 predictions please, including one Boro related one. Ideally not just sport and ideally 10. No more than 10, however. If you've got more then you'll just have to discard some. Marks out of 10 will be given for spot on predictions and near misses.

Here are my 10 for 2023.

1. Boro finish 4th in 2022/23 but lose in the playoffs. However we are sitting in the top two at Christmas 2023.
2. Newcastle sack Eddie Howe before Christmas 2023, the board bowing to pressure from fans who are dissatisfied with how the 2022/23 season tailed off not securing a Champions League place, then failing to sign Mbappe in the close season and a disappointing start to 2023/24 which doesn't have them 10 points clear at the top where they should be.
3. Glen McGrath predicts Australia will win the Ashes 5-0. England win the Ashes 5-0.
4. Max Verstappen causes a crash.
5. Letters of No Confidence go in to the 1922 Committee.
6. Mick Lynch wins the Rail Strike.
7. Meghan Markle hosts a chat show. Piers Morgan is critical. And not invited on as a guest.
8. Donald Trump faces criminal charges.
9. Vladimir Putin dies from anus cancer, though it is hushed up.
10. Scientists discover a link between fatal/severe/long Covid and bacteria levels found in the gut.

There you go. Pity I had to discard a belter about Ghislaine Maxwell.
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I'm doing ok so far.

1. is on track.
8. on the money
Has Verstappen caused a crash yet?
3. First part correct

https://twitter.com/x/status/1646517343839997958
 
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