Dominic Cummings - A New Golfing Term

[Millbrook]

Following on from a Diego Maradona - a nasty 5 footer and a Brazillian - just shaved the hole.

I give you;

A Dominic Cummings - A really long drive that goes way out of bounds, but there is no penalty.

 

[Millbrook]

Bump - there must be some golfers on here who can appreciate this?

 

[bear66]

Bump - there must be some golfers on here who can appreciate this?

I'm not but I still 'like' it.

 

[FartingGnome]

I'll tell my golf playing mates when we have our weekly hour of virtual pub tomorrow evening. One of them is an avid "Boris" supporter (or at least he was until recently) and the other one er, isn't. They'll both like it I'm guessing. I thought it's good, by the way, but I'm not a golfer, never have been. Four years as a student a long time ago in St Andrews may have had something to do with it. Still get offers of preferential rates in student accommodation for the Open though . I've never been but Gnomeson No1 (see Brew Dog thread) went last time - he was next to Sean Connery going in and he's got a selfie with Zac Johnson and the Claret Jug. Whatever that means

 

[Carlos Fandango]

I thought a nasty little five footer was a Dennis Wise.
I'll give you the Douglas Bader.

Looks good in the air but hasn't got the legs.

 

[Redwurzel]

to add to the DC one

….also hard to find the ball with fading eyesight.