Dad Jokes - all welcome!

I'm posting this with a heavy heart.

As much as I love playing drums and guitar, i've come to realise it takes up a lot of my time and I am struggling to keep up with the everyday basics such as cleaning and maintenance in the home, so something has to give. I will be getting rid of my collection

Below is a list of what's available. Serious enquiries only, please and don't insult me with cheeky offers.

Thanks for reading and understanding...

1. Dustpan and brush
2. Sponges
3. Febreeze spray
4. Mop and bucket
5. Window cleaner
6. Vacuum
7. Dishwashing liquid
8. Laundry detergent
9. Fabric softener
10. Laundry baskets
11. Toilet brush
12. Cleaning sprays
13. Scrubbing brushes
 
The optician says I've got 20-20 vision!

Oh, sorry, I misread that. She says my vision is so-so.
 
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