Sheriff_John_Bunnell_ret
Well-known member
Can't remember if I've used this in the thread previous or not... Anyway a joke Bob monkhouse told on a chat show. He'd recently been diagnosed with a terminal illness himself.
I went to the doctor the other day. He said "I'm terribly sorry but I've got some very bad news for you. You've got a terminal illness".
"How long have I got" I asked him.
"10" he said.
"10 what?" I asked "days, months, years"
He said "9...8...7..."
I went to the doctor the other day. He said "I'm terribly sorry but I've got some very bad news for you. You've got a terminal illness".
"How long have I got" I asked him.
"10" he said.
"10 what?" I asked "days, months, years"
He said "9...8...7..."