Dad Jokes - all welcome!

I saw a mate of mine the other day, walking down the road, holding hands with a monkey.
"Why are you holding hands with a monkey"?
"I'm taking it to the zoo" he said.
The next day, I saw him again.
"I thought you were taking the monkey to the zoo"
"That was yesterday" he said. "Today, I'm taking her to the pictures".
 
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