SalfordBoro
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What does a near sighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common- they both have wet noses
I've shamefully stolen this, for me one of the best yet!As a social experiment, my son has taken to wearing a royal blue 'I Love Boris!' rosette. So far he's been abused, kicked and spat on. God knows what'll happen to him when he goes outside.
Likewise although I did give fmttm credit. We should have a few more guest visitors to Dad jokes this afternoon.I've shamefully stolen this, for me one of the best yet!
??I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
Took me a minute!Accordion to a new survey, random musical instruments are being put into sentences without people noticing.
Me tooTook me a minute!