festa5
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A good Catholic boy brings his girlfriend home to meet his mum for the first time.
"So what do you do for a living dear?" asks his mum.
"I'm a prostitute" the girl replies.
His mum immediately faints. After a few moments she comes round and they help her up to the sofa.
"Sorry about that dear" says the mum.
"For a minute there I thought you'd said protestant".
"So what do you do for a living dear?" asks his mum.
"I'm a prostitute" the girl replies.
His mum immediately faints. After a few moments she comes round and they help her up to the sofa.
"Sorry about that dear" says the mum.
"For a minute there I thought you'd said protestant".