Dad Jokes - all welcome!

Boris is cutting down on the cost of the covid test. You now stick one thumb up your nose and the other up your ****. You then swap them over. If it smells funny, you haven’t got covid.
 
Have you noticed that all the photos beautiful girls have them sitting in tiny sports cars.

That reminds me, I must sort out the TAX on the wives Transit van.
 
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