Close our borders

[Duffman]

The People’s Republic of Teesside sees only 3 cases of this wretched virus in Stockton, 1 in Redcar 0 in Hartlepool and 0 in Middlesborough. Get our borders closed and a big metal fence put up (work for our steel works) patrolled by the Red Faction (give them something to do) until it all blows over. Come on Ben Houchem, get your finger out.

 

[spanishman]

The People’s Republic of Teesside sees only 3 cases of this wretched virus in Stockton, 1 in Redcar 0 in Hartlepool and 0 in Middlesborough. Get our borders closed and a big metal fence put up (work for our steel works) patrolled by the Red Faction (give them something to do) until it all blows over. Come on Ben Houchem, get your finger out.

Not sure what the People's Republic of Yorkshire might say about that.

 

[masquesmog]

Not sure what the People's Republic of Yorkshire might say about that.

you would need a Korean style border. Men in flat caps on one side, saying nowt. Not so difficult.

 

[Billy69_uk]

What with the history of the local chemical industry, steel industry, and nuclear power, the coroavirus doesn't stand a chance up against the local levels of genetic mutation.