Ok, serious one Rob .. ask him :
How does he think his time in Greece has improved him as a player ...
Doesn't everybody?Ask him if he washes his feet in the shower
Tell him he is about to be a forward for the most successful club in the north east in the last 10 years , and he has some big boots to fill .
Ravanelli
Hasselbaink
Yakubu
Fjortoft
Alves
Boksic
Branca
Ricard
Macarone
Viduka
Slaven
Hickton
He needs to make sure he goes on our list of achievers .
Tell him he is about to be a forward for the most successful club in the north east in the last 10 years , and he has some big boots to fill .
Ravanelli
Hasselbaink
Yakubu
Fjortoft
Alves
Boksic
Branca
Ricard
Macarone
Viduka
Slaven
Hickton
He needs to make sure he goes on our list of achievers .
Ask him if he would rather fight 100 duck sized horses, or one horse sized duck and why.
it’s a fun out of nowhere question and I like to see how people answer. And better than the usual token guff.
Ducks can be quite vicious and being scaled up to the size of a horse could cause you some serious damage. In a fight i'm not sure how you would fare against a giant beak, giant wings and even the claws on their feet.Someone asked Obama this when he was president. He didn’t answer.
The correct answer is 1 horse sized duck. Some scientist worked it out and it’s something to do with scaling up the (weak) ducks power to its new size.
Ducks can be quite vicious and being scaled up to the size of a horse could cause you some serious damage. In a fight i'm not sure how you would fare against a giant beak, giant wings and even the claws on their feet.
As much as horses terrify me reduced down to the size of a duck they become more manageable. I think I could kick 100 duck sized horses to death if necessary, their legs seem to break quite easily in races, so being lifted by a swift toe poke would have much the same effect. Sure horses swarm but they cannot fly.. a few sturdy goosesteps head on into a marauding fleet would slow break up the group.
Alves?Tell him he is about to be a forward for the most successful club in the north east in the last 10 years , and he has some big boots to fill .
Ravanelli
Hasselbaink
Yakubu
Fjortoft
Alves
Boksic
Branca
Ricard
Macarone
Viduka
Slaven
Hickton
He needs to make sure he goes on our list of achievers .
I respect your opinion but I’m going to have to disagree. Pretty sure being pecked by a duck is less painful than being kicked by a horse. Even if you make the duck bigger, it’s pecking force is still relative and spread out across the surface area of its (now larger) bill, that’s what the scientist said anyway. Plus just because you make the duck bigger, it’s doesn’t make it more aggressive either. I’ll admit they would be a nightmare when I’m fishing though!