Chuba Akpom Questions

I heard him say Jimmy Floyd was one of his favourite players as a kid! Which one of boro’s strikers would he liken himself (of any era) to atm and apart from JFH who was his favourite boro player.. and why x
 
Ha ha - guess what most of the guys got there first with your questions - by and large - but I did ask the one about what his own attributes and what he will bring to the team etc.
He seems a good lad actually. He said a lot beyond the "big club" and all that. Seemed a very good character.
My questions will be in the fanzine v Barnsley - comes around fast, next issue.
In case you are wondering, the deal is I ask my questions as written press rather than tv so therefore I have to respect the other questioners and not reveal their q and a's until they have published. Which can be much earlier these days online.
The TV, everyone is allowed to use because it is all avaliable soon after online. But again I would tend to wait a bit before reporting on it. Only fair. And I would be rightly kicked out if I came on here with all the details straight away afterwards.
 
Tell him he is about to be a forward for the most successful club in the north east in the last 10 years , and he has some big boots to fill .
Ravanelli
Hasselbaink
Yakubu
Fjortoft
Alves
Boksic
Branca
Ricard
Macarone
Viduka
Slaven
Hickton
He needs to make sure he goes on our list of achievers .
 
Tell him he is about to be a forward for the most successful club in the north east in the last 10 years , and he has some big boots to fill .
Ravanelli
Hasselbaink
Yakubu
Fjortoft
Alves
Boksic
Branca
Ricard
Macarone
Viduka
Slaven
Hickton
He needs to make sure he goes on our list of achievers .

How have we been the most successful club in the North east the last 10 years?

Oh and none of them players played for us in the last 10 years.
 
Tell him he is about to be a forward for the most successful club in the north east in the last 10 years , and he has some big boots to fill .
Ravanelli
Hasselbaink
Yakubu
Fjortoft
Alves
Boksic
Branca
Ricard
Macarone
Viduka
Slaven
Hickton
He needs to make sure he goes on our list of achievers .

Tell him Nicky Bailey was our number 10 for three seasons and if he gets anywhere near double figures he'll be seen as a hero.

Despite tales of Stuani, Negredo & Braithwaite THIS has been the last 10 years for us:

Boyd
Miller
Williams
Main
Kamara
Sola
Gestede
 
Ask him if he would rather fight 100 duck sized horses, or one horse sized duck and why.

it’s a fun out of nowhere question and I like to see how people answer. And better than the usual token guff.

Someone asked Obama this when he was president. He didn’t answer.

The correct answer is 1 horse sized duck. Some scientist worked it out and it’s something to do with scaling up the (weak) ducks power to its new size.
 
Someone asked Obama this when he was president. He didn’t answer.

The correct answer is 1 horse sized duck. Some scientist worked it out and it’s something to do with scaling up the (weak) ducks power to its new size.
Ducks can be quite vicious and being scaled up to the size of a horse could cause you some serious damage. In a fight i'm not sure how you would fare against a giant beak, giant wings and even the claws on their feet.

As much as horses terrify me reduced down to the size of a duck they become more manageable. I think I could kick 100 duck sized horses to death if necessary, their legs seem to break quite easily in races, so being lifted by a swift toe poke would have much the same effect. Sure horses swarm but they cannot fly.. a few sturdy goosesteps head on into a marauding fleet would slow break up the group.
 
Ducks can be quite vicious and being scaled up to the size of a horse could cause you some serious damage. In a fight i'm not sure how you would fare against a giant beak, giant wings and even the claws on their feet.

As much as horses terrify me reduced down to the size of a duck they become more manageable. I think I could kick 100 duck sized horses to death if necessary, their legs seem to break quite easily in races, so being lifted by a swift toe poke would have much the same effect. Sure horses swarm but they cannot fly.. a few sturdy goosesteps head on into a marauding fleet would slow break up the group.

I respect your opinion but I’m going to have to disagree. Pretty sure being pecked by a duck is less painful than being kicked by a horse. Even if you make the duck bigger, it’s pecking force is still relative and spread out across the surface area of its (now larger) bill, that’s what the scientist said anyway. Plus just because you make the duck bigger, it’s doesn’t make it more aggressive either. I’ll admit they would be a nightmare when I’m fishing though!
 
Tell him he is about to be a forward for the most successful club in the north east in the last 10 years , and he has some big boots to fill .
Ravanelli
Hasselbaink
Yakubu
Fjortoft
Alves
Boksic
Branca
Ricard
Macarone
Viduka
Slaven
Hickton
He needs to make sure he goes on our list of achievers .
Alves?
 
I respect your opinion but I’m going to have to disagree. Pretty sure being pecked by a duck is less painful than being kicked by a horse. Even if you make the duck bigger, it’s pecking force is still relative and spread out across the surface area of its (now larger) bill, that’s what the scientist said anyway. Plus just because you make the duck bigger, it’s doesn’t make it more aggressive either. I’ll admit they would be a nightmare when I’m fishing though!
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That beak is more than capable of breaking bones. One blow to the head could easily result in a fatality.
 
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